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Hee hee. The mental image is too much.
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Thanks for the well wishes guys! To address a few: 1) No, I do not look like Kinky Friedman. That is a scary, scary thought. You will never. ever. ever. catch me in a cowboy hat. 2) Yes, Kinky is from Austin, as am I. Q, you are not going crazy…
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Yay Big 12!!!
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Well said, steaks
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I found it interesting that Obama chose to identify midwesterners...people all over the country have behaved the way he is describing. I agree with Ray: he identified a real problem, but I think his delivery of the sentiment was flawed, and you def…
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Joannie - thanks for giving me a new Aggie joke to throw around town! You know those 'Horns love to egg on their Maroon brethren...
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Well, I'll take a shot in the dark and call April Fool's on that, especially since you provided us with a dead link????????????
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I attended AEIS 2 years ago in Chicago, and it was phenomenal! The topics were so diverse that I felt I got my money's worth, and the networking was great. I met tons of people from my state that I still contact, and sometimes it is just nice to g…
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Welcome back Frank! You were missed!
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Yes, I think something is up - yesterday it showed that I had unread threads going back to 2007...
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We're working - the car business is always going.
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We're in the mid 70s today, but it's a bit chilly in my office, so yes, I am wearing a cardigan.
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xclap xclap xclap xclap xclap I cannot tell you how many times I have heard people say, "sorry, it's just human nature!" No, it isn't. We are humans, not animals, and as such were granted control over our primal instincts and urges. Unle…
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My father is a pilot for FedEx, and I had sent him that UPS story a long time ago. He actually said that it's not too far from the truth - these guys get so bored of doing the same things every day over and over and over that levity is often inject…
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Exactly! Let us have our fun!!! Snopes is a great website, but we like to live in oblivion most of the time. I doubt any of us seriously thought it was a real item. Here in Texas I make sure to put on my cowgirl hat and spurs before getting on t…
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Okay, fine. I cave under peer pressure. PART ONE: ( X) Smoked a cigarette/cigar. ( X) Drank so much you threw up ( X) Had feelings for someone who didn't have them back ( X) Gone on a blind date ( X) Skipped school ( ) Watched someone die ( X) Bee…
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Well written, steaks.
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Well, a Teutonic War Goddess would definitely dump, if not outright kill, a cheating husband. I think that's a given.
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Chuck Norris does not need the adoration of tiny children because they are children and therefore insignificant to Chuck. Chuck Norris eats children for breakfast, and washes them down with a big glass of whoop a$$ juice. Then he practices his r…
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When Superman squeezes a lump of coal, he gets a diamond. When Chuck Norris squeezes a lump of coal, he gets a small child to work in his diamond mines. The coal gets the honor of being crushed by Chuck's kung-fu grip.
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Quite possibly. But that's their problem. Did you know that underneath Chuck Norris' beard, there isn't a chin? There's another fist.
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[url]http://www.reuters.com/article/wtMostRead/idUSL0854496320080310[/url]
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Yes, I am brain dead today. Can't concentrate to save my life! Anyone else commiserate?
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In which case Chuck Norris would roundhouse kick the gnome so hard that it would shatter in to infinitesimally small pieces, and Chuck would snarl, "Ashes to Ashes, Dust to Dust, little Gnome, i'm Chuck Norr-us!" Yeah. That's exactly how it woul…
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 03-13-08 AT 03:19PM (CST)[/font][br][br]New joke for Thursday: Toilet Cleaning Instructions: 1. Put both lids of the toilet up and add 1/8 cup of pet shampoo to the water in the bowl. 2. …
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steaks, I LOVE these...thanks!
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I wish I could pick my president a la carte...I really do like certain things about all 3 candidates. But, as a whole I cannot say that I strongly support one over the other, as I also strongly dislike certain things about all 3 candidates. There'…
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Update from Tejas: I went to vote this morning at 7:10 - 10 minutes after the polls opened, and already the line was wrapped around the school. I stayed in my car, and I'm going to try and find some other time today to vote. Last night I was flip…
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I could REALLY use a margarita right now! I can just taste the salt on the rim....I think this is going to make me cry - it's only 8:30am!
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Joannie, you just couldn't resist doing one little haiku of your own, huh? You're such an enabler x;-) or maybe instigator would be more appropriate???