Hmmm. I read the "bum" part and thought you were calling me a fat arse. Knowing you aren't mean like that, I figured I must be wrong and you meant something wonderful. It was at least entertaining. x:D
No, I know nothing about chimney leaking.
I never did enjoy Shakespeare, although I never really gave it a chance. I'm a pretty literal thinker and he confuses the daylights out of me.
You must cut down the largest tree in the forest with.... A HERRING! It's not an insult, but I just love that quote. So absurd.
Paul - coffee - black. No "stuff" should be added. Starbucks is best. I don't know whether it's the coffee, or because they all recognize me and remember what I order. I feel incomplete when there's somebody new behind the counter and I have to actually tell them what I want.
I know! There were two new people at my Starbucks this morning, and they didn't know my order. It almost made me want to complain and ask for my regular baristas back.
How sad our lives are when you realize we're ruled by the faces behind the counter.
And you know what, Paul? I take offense to the "classic nerd insult" bit - I happen to regard the movie as an excellent piece of satire, not to mention mindless entertainment. (Note the sarcastic undertones)
[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 11-01-06 AT 11:20AM (CST)[/font][br][br]Yeah, I wonder if Kerry has any plans to speak at any VFW's soon.
Oh, I see he is cancelling speaking engagements now.
I am so thankful to Kerry for giving a step-by-step demonstration of putting your foot in your mouth. He must have quite a flexible jaw after all the times his foot has been stuck in there!
I'm loving the spin he's putting on this. Priceless.
"I apologize to the veterans and those currently serving in the armed forces who misinterpreted my comments. Obviously, their lack of education contributed to the misunderstanding." - Sen. John Kerry
Well, the Democratic leaders have asked him to cancel his speaking engagements.
I read another interpretation of his comments. It's been suggested that the subject of his attack was Bush all along and we have misinterpreted what he said.
Anybody see the picture of the sign being held up by a national guard unit that says something like "halp us jon kery wer stuk in irak"
It's amazing how the politicians can always keep right on speaking with a foot in their mouth. It's a shame they don't have a flashing board in front of them that says "Insert foot in mouth in 5,4,3,2,1." Then they would really know that they have the psuedopod in the facial orifice!
I'm glad we have some new material to banter about here, not that you guys have not been entertaining but you were starting to babble! Not meant as an insult but if you want to take it that way, that is your preogative!
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Thou caluminous full-gorged bum-bailey!
Oh never mind. I'm clearly outgunned here. If I'm really nice, will you tell me what that meant?
I just visited a British-American translation site and found naff and woofter. You have some 'splainin to do, PICB. Ray a, however, is making his up.
We leak in your chimney.
Your/his words are far more colorful and entertaining than mine. Stinker-head.
naff adj intj :
undesirable, tasteless, syn. tacky, crusty, gnarly, “it’s a bit naff?”.
No idea how reliable this website is, I just tripped over it when I Googled "naff woofter".
And you never told me what YOUR quote means. I'm sure it was something very flattering of my wit and wisdom. x:-)
Not sure exactly, but caluminous means deceitful or lying. Full gorged would imply someone who is rotund. A bum-bailey sounds like a drunk.
I assume you know what it would mean to leak in your chimney.
No, I know nothing about chimney leaking.
I never did enjoy Shakespeare, although I never really gave it a chance. I'm a pretty literal thinker and he confuses the daylights out of me.
Ray knows that he won't be censored if he quotes Shakespeare. He is hoping no one from MLS is familiar with literature.
I have come to find that there is a "Shakespeare Insult Generator" on the internet so chances are Ray didn't even think of those insults himself.
So I am going to stick with insults that are clearly my own creation.
Ray - stupid head
Lori - hampster sniffer
Name the movie the insult comes from. Would it help if I affected a fake French accent?
Come on.. thats a classic nerd insult. Hmm.. what conclusion can one draw from that...
Speaking of needing coffee, I was thinking this morning of how great that first sip tastes.
I dont about the rest of you, but the coffee goes on first thing. A bit of hazelnut creamer. My wife wont talk to me before I have had my first cup.
Paul - coffee - black. No "stuff" should be added. Starbucks is best. I don't know whether it's the coffee, or because they all recognize me and remember what I order. I feel incomplete when there's somebody new behind the counter and I have to actually tell them what I want.
How sad our lives are when you realize we're ruled by the faces behind the counter.
And you know what, Paul? I take offense to the "classic nerd insult" bit - I happen to regard the movie as an excellent piece of satire, not to mention mindless entertainment. (Note the sarcastic undertones)
At least I don't watch golf...hee hee. x;-)
I can make nerd insults because I am a nerd. You are allowed to insult your own kind.
We are dangerously close to a Monty Python tangent. We better change course while we can.
Hey, its nice to see John Kerry back in the news again...
Oh, I see he is cancelling speaking engagements now.
I'm loving the spin he's putting on this. Priceless.
I dont think that apology will really fly...
I read another interpretation of his comments. It's been suggested that the subject of his attack was Bush all along and we have misinterpreted what he said.
I love how no matter what Kerry does, it is still the fault of the viscious Right. Must be nice to have a ready-made scapegoat.
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It's amazing how the politicians can always keep right on speaking with a foot in their mouth. It's a shame they don't have a flashing board in front of them that says "Insert foot in mouth in 5,4,3,2,1." Then they would really know that they have the psuedopod in the facial orifice!
I'm glad we have some new material to banter about here, not that you guys have not been entertaining but you were starting to babble!
Not meant as an insult but if you want to take it that way, that is your preogative!