Forum Dynamics

joannie

He's in Vegas and decided to spend your inheritance!

Paul in Cannon Beach

If that is the case, I better write him back.

ray a

Just so you kids play nicely.... carry on....

joannie

Thanks, Bro. We did play nicely, for a change.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Yes, Big Brother Ray. Everyone is getting along.

More tea, Joannie?

joannie

Yes, thank you. Might I have an extra slice of lemon?

Paul in Cannon Beach

Just one? Any sugar or are you already sweet enough?

HRQ

Barf.

joannie

Hey Paul,
Is this some kind of record? So far on this thread, we have made both ritaanz and HRQ "Barf"?

allsteaks

Please allow one more entrant: BARF!!
And that's dog barf, not polite cat barf.
But thank's for the cheap entertainment.

joannie

Yeah! A 3 barf thread. And allsteaks did it on post #100, I might add.

HRQ

We had a fortunately-minor-so-far crisis today involving food that smelled like vomit, and now you two are all sticky-sweet-polite to each other and stuff. I had to interrupt the momentum before it got out of control. x:P

Ray, Mt. Dooty coming your way, in case you are feeling left out.

ritaanz

What are you guys smokin?

joannie

Paul must have slipped something strange in my tea.x:9

joannie

I have it on good authority that for this evening and tomorrow, Ray would rather play with his bass trombone than with us. Go figure.

ray a

Yep, I'm tooting tonight. Wanna hear a big fat blat?

HRQ

My brother named his cat Toots. It's not because the cat plays trombone, either.

ray a

Have you ever heard a bass bone play a nice fat pedal tone? It can sound like something else.

HRQ

>Have you ever heard a bass bone play a nice fat
>pedal tone? It can sound like something else.


I have no idea what a nice fat pedal tone is, but the second sentence pretty much describes your point.

My dad plays bass guitar in a jazz quartet. I can arrange for you, dad and Toots to get together for a trio that would rival any megawatt woofer-thumping rap fan's car stereo. Paul can serve refreshments. Are we on?

Paul in Cannon Beach

This is a three barf thread?

Meanwhile, the posted photo of a semi-nude George Costanza has gotten repeated hits from an IP address in Oklahoma.

joannie

Yeah, I refuse to select view all so I don't have to see that photo. Those who watch haven't done their job. Any one with a reasonable level of decorum would find that photo in bad taste.

Paul in Cannon Beach

You guys are crazy. That is a classic photo. You should see the poster size version.

The detail is incredible.

HRQ

I can't believe you've looked at it that closely.

I averted my eyes.

ray a

I heard Joannie purchased a poster of that photo and hung it in her office at work.

joannie

Actually Ray, you remember the one of you lying in the field of wildflowers in only your birthday suit? That's the one in my office.

HRQ

Ray sent me a picture of himself standing in a snowdrift wearing a parka, snow pants, moon boots, ski mask and one of those striped knitted hats with a pom-pom sewed to the top. He must like me better. x:D

(Sorry ray, I never pick on you, but I just had to this time. A case of Mtn. Dooty on ice is on its way to make up for my transgression.)

joannie

Hey Q, I think I've got it figured out. If you got the snow picture and I got the flowers, Ray has divided us into seasons. Wonder who he's sending summer and fall pics to?

HRQ

If he was nekkid in the Spring picture, I wonder what he could possibly be wearing in the Summer picture. Nothin' but a dandilion?

joannie

I bet it's on the seashore in the sand. You know Ray, he's a wild man.

HRQ

J, I just happened to notice that you reached a certain milestone in a very special way, yet nobody said anything.

Allow me to commemorate this momentous occasion.

Way to go, Joannie! xclap xclap xclap xclap xclap