...where several employees were running from the building with their hands over their mouths. I stopped one employee and asked what had happened. She said...
"Cayenne pepper? In the scrambled eggs? You mean... a Code 7? No!!!!!"
I quickly thumbed through our organizational policy manual but remembered that most of our emergency plan had been removed from the manual in order to create a handbook that was easier to read and mostly pictures.
As more employees stumbled from the cafeteria, hands clutched over their mouths, I knew there was only option left...
when I couldn't remember the number for 911 realized I and I alone would have to take control of the situation so I quickly changed into my HR HERO cape and...
I knew we had 2 dilema's....find out how the pepper got scrambled into the eggs and what to do with everyone running for the goldfish pond to quench their burning tongues. I quickly...
Maybe that's what those two good-looking guys were doing over by the phone booth after the crowd dispersed. They were wearing black sunglasses, royal blue jumpsuits, and flip flops.
I remember seeing them looking through large magnifying glasses as they crawled around on the ground. I heard one say to the other...
That was solved with the gum wrapper and bandaid. And they are "super undies" - I wear those over my regular clothes when playing HR Hero. x:-D
As I gazed at the red-faced, blister-mouthed, wet-headed (with goldfish pond water) ice-cream lipped crowd, I noticed a shadow looming, growing, beginning to cover the crowd. OH MY GOSH, it's.......
Word had had reached headquarters that that HRQ had passed 1000 posts recently and he wanted to give her a free ride to Brentwood. Shouts came from the crowd for her to...
[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 05-19-06 AT 04:44PM (CST)[/font][br][br]It's Friday, I have much to do, How much? There's quite a slew. The Forum is calling, My attention span's falling, I'd say it's gone completely askew.
[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 05-19-06 AT 06:19PM (CST)[/font][br][br]There once was a forumite, Of our spelling, he loved us in spite, Big words he would use, And he'd re-spell our "to's" But darn it, he'd always be right!
x:-D
Edit - had to correct my tense, or a whole new limerick would be necessary. x;-)
In this great place called "The Forum" Many minds meet as a quorum They joke and they jive Like on Saturday Night Live But generally use proper decorum.
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I quickly thumbed through our organizational policy manual but remembered that most of our emergency plan had been removed from the manual in order to create a handbook that was easier to read and mostly pictures.
As more employees stumbled from the cafeteria, hands clutched over their mouths, I knew there was only option left...
>hands clutched over their mouths, I knew there
>was only (edit: one) option left...
I ran into a nearby phone booth and...
HERO cape and...
I dug into the recesses of my purse hoping for a spare pair, but only found...
Now, if I only had my wonder woman wrist bands, I would finally be able to...
Rats, I can see from here that Paul and Beagle have already started...to work the crowd.
I remember seeing them looking through large magnifying glasses as they crawled around on the ground. I heard one say to the other...
As I gazed at the red-faced, blister-mouthed, wet-headed (with goldfish pond water) ice-cream lipped crowd, I noticed a shadow looming, growing, beginning to cover the crowd. OH MY GOSH, it's.......
Word had had reached headquarters that that HRQ had passed 1000 posts recently and he wanted to give her a free ride to Brentwood. Shouts came from the crowd for her to...
xI-)
So much for build-a-story, Paul. How about limericks. I stink at them but we have some poets in the crowd. Anyone want to start?
Who corrected what others would say.
He once went to far
In HR de Har Har
And his alert button was taken away.
How much? There's quite a slew.
The Forum is calling,
My attention span's falling,
I'd say it's gone completely askew.
Can we keep it going?
Can we keep it alive?
Responses are slowing,
Is this going to die?
Of our spelling, he loved us in spite,
Big words he would use,
And he'd re-spell our "to's"
But darn it, he'd always be right!
x:-D
Edit - had to correct my tense, or a whole new limerick would be necessary. x;-)
Who everyone liked to bork.
And to everyone's delight,
He *sometimes* was right;
But, really was a dork.
Many minds meet as a quorum
They joke and they jive
Like on Saturday Night Live
But generally use proper decorum.