Sue Who?

JudyT929 · April 2005

Sue who?

A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have
sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's
for making them fat."

The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."

The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."

The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"

The man says,

"Neither I'm suing Jose Cuervo for all the ugly women I've slept with."

Don D · April 2005

Sign me up for the class action.

Whirlwind · April 2005

Don, are you telling us you've slept with ugly women?! x:o

Shadowfax · April 2005

So, who is this Jose dude, and why does he make women ugly?

Hunter1 · April 2005

Guy hasn't been drinking enough. There are no ugly women at 2:00 AM.

Don D · April 2005

And very few men who can sleep with women if they're still drinking at 2 a.m. But, any woman, ugly or not, can pull off their shoes and plop them in bed and cover them up.

ritaanz · April 2005

Ahhh, such words of wisdom, from expeprience I suppose? x:P

TN HR · April 2005

I saw a t-shirt once that said:

"Jose Cuervo: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1910"

Gene

Dasher · April 2005

Shoot -- I don't get ANY of this spread.
Must be some inside info I don't have.

Don D · April 2005

Tell us which post, by number, didn't register. You'll get a full explanation. x:D

lhill · April 2005

Must be a southern thing. Don't they have Jose Cuervo up North?

Linda

Sue Who?

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