Sue Who?

JudyT929

Sue who?


A man goes into a lawyer's office and says, "I heard people have
sued the tobacco companies for giving them lung cancer, and McDonald's
for making them fat."

The lawyer says, "Yes, that's true."

The man says, "Well, I'm interested in suing too."

The lawyer says, "Okay, McDonald's, or the tobacco companies?"

The man says,

"Neither I'm suing Jose Cuervo for all the ugly women I've slept with."

Don D

Sign me up for the class action.

Whirlwind

Don, are you telling us you've slept with ugly women?! x:o

Shadowfax

So, who is this Jose dude, and why does he make women ugly?

Hunter1

Guy hasn't been drinking enough. There are no ugly women at 2:00 AM.

Don D

And very few men who can sleep with women if they're still drinking at 2 a.m. But, any woman, ugly or not, can pull off their shoes and plop them in bed and cover them up.

ritaanz

Ahhh, such words of wisdom, from expeprience I suppose? x:P

TN HR

I saw a t-shirt once that said:

"Jose Cuervo: Helping Ugly People Have Sex Since 1910"

Gene

Dasher

Shoot -- I don't get ANY of this spread.
Must be some inside info I don't have.

Don D

Tell us which post, by number, didn't register. You'll get a full explanation. x:D

lhill

Must be a southern thing. Don't they have Jose Cuervo up North?

Linda