He-Man Women Haters Club

Paul in Cannon Beach

I wanted to carve out a little spot for us guys. A place where we can hang out without the ladies bothering us or parading us around in outlandish get ups.

I have it on good authority from James Sokolowski that posting privileges on this thread have been restricted to "men only".

So kick your dogs up and light up your favorite stogie. Drink milk straight from the bottle. Leave the seat up. Turn the game on way too loud. I got 7 wide-screens. A remote for every man.

This thread is for us guys. Thanks James!

joannie

>I have it on good authority from James
>Sokolowski that posting privileges on this
>thread have been restricted to "men only".
>
>This thread is for us guys. Thanks James!

Hey Paul! :~~ You'd better check your facts.

HRQ

Notice how the WOMEN are the first to respond?

Where are your Y-chomosomed buddies now, Paul?

Paul in Cannon Beach

I was assured that this thread could not be infiltrated.

Women are running amuck here! Its worse than the "Female Movie Star" thread.

HRQ

Joannie and I are going to watch chick movies on our two of the seven wide screens.

I'll bring the tissues.

joannie

I'll bring the chocolate and popcorn. Don't go yuck if you haven't tried it.

HRQ

Remember I'm the one who likes to dip french fries in my chocolate Frosty? Salty and sweet. Mmmmmmmmmmmm.........

joannie

Dairy Queen soft serve ice cream cone and Lay's potato chips. Or a pineapple Dr. Pepper and BBQ Fritos.

HRQ

Pineapple Dr. Pepper? I've never heard of it. BBQ Fritos rock.

Ice cream and potato chips sounds amazing, however.

PB&J sandwiches with Lays chips smashed inside. Salty, sweet, chewy AND crunchy.

This thread has officially been hijacked.

Ladies, what are your favorite snacks?

drehil

Salt and Vinegar potato chips and a 3 Musketeer Bar....yum, yum.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Hey, don't get ice cream on the bear skin rug! Who turned on the Oxygen channel? NOOOO!!!!

Take your cucumber facials and get OUT!

joannie

The cucumber for the facial would be good with the salt and vinegar chips!

allsteaks

Nice job Paul, this thread has distracted the attention from the "Hero Paul" thread. But at least its less paperful....
And since I'm neither a He-Man or a Women Hater, I can't really jump in with both feet; face it, you have no control (admitted it to myself about 15 years ago).
And why haven't any of the non-males mentioned jello shots with nacho cheese doritos?? Sweet, salty, crispy, chewy and buzzworthy....

Paul in Cannon Beach

This reminds me of the "Saboteur's Corner" thread I started on a now defunct HR forum. I just wanted a place for certain people to gather and instead all these other posters moved in and started messing things up.

HRQ

Re-hijack time: this weekend we bought a container the best ice cream ever.

Pretzel caramel. It is vanilla ice cream with caramel swirls, and chunks of chocolate covered pretzels.

Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm.............

joannie

That sounds wonderful. Have you ever tried Cherry Garcia?

HRQ

Heard of it but never tried it. Wonder if it has cherries in it. x;-)

joannie

And Chunks of Chocolate and Cherries and Chunks of Chocolate and Cherries and Chunks of Chocolate and Cherries and Chunks of Chocolate and Cherries..........

ray a

Hey Paul.... got any cold Mt Dew in the fridge?

Paul in Cannon Beach

Here ya' go Raymeister. Lets turn on the game and not talk about our feelings.

Now this is MORE like it!

ray a

well, I was watching the syracuse/washington game on tv but the wife wanted to go for a walk which we did and when we got back dil was watching animal planet and since it is her house and tv there isn't much I can say about it. throw me another cold dew.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Consider yourself "dew"-ed. Who is "dil"?

ray a

daughter-in-law

joannie

Paul just showed what a pup he is, didn't he?

ray a

Yeah, you have to explain everything to these kids.

Paul in Cannon Beach

You know, there is another HR online forum where they say "DH" for "Darling Husband" and so on.

If you are going to start tossing "DIL" around I may go ahead and register you for that other site so you can be among your own people.

drehil

OMG, Paul. GWTT-Get with the times. TTYL, your BBFN.

ray a

Now you did it, he'll really be confused.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Next we will be adding little hearts to our "i"s.

This is supposed to be the HE MAN WOMEN HATERS CLUBHOUSE.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Oh, and NO SMILEYS!

allsteaks

Paul, your resilience to all of these attacks is admirable, although fruitless. But hang in there, you da man(he man that is).