That Celeste, she's such a great moderator! Her favorite snack? Why of course, mashed potaters.
She lets us fight, she lets us maul, She lets us pick on our favorite Paul.
She lets us snipe at each other sans fear Of relatiation via insults a la Shakespeare.
She stays out of it when chains we yank, And when pants mysteriously come off of Frank.
And what about when there's a muckety muck About allsteaks' refusal to potluck?
She lets us do whatever behooves us, Even form a band named (ugh!) The Cheese Movers.
Even when the likes of joannie and ray, ritaanz, jtrbug, Moon, or Nae, Toss out zingers that sometimes can sting, Or post just one thread, then leave us guessing, Or have an interesting and lively debate, About Hillary (or her cleavage) who everyone hates. Celeste, she lets us do our own thing, And for that we profess our love, undying!
Your question is a philosophical one. Who am I really? The short answer is that I am an M. Lee Smither (Smithy?) and, like all of you, a fan of Celeste. She's pretty cool. If you want a deeper answer than that, I'm gonna have to think on it...
No need to fear, for your Watchers are benevolent beings, slow to anger and happy to oblige. You may call on us any time. (Well except for Saturdays. As you can see I'm not exactly johnny-on-the-spot with weekend questions. Moderators need to sleep in too!)
Oops, Paul, sorry I wasn't watching this thread very closely. I had cut back on making the rounds because I heard that you were going to be on vacation! tkessler
Ohhh.. the HR HERO shield. I am suprised you are allowed to mention that publicly.
Is it true that if you stare at the HR HERO shield and say "M Lee Smith" three times, one of your employees will spill hot coffee or get a papercut within 48 hours?
I had heard that rumor before. I DO NOT advise anyone to try it. Its probably just an internet rumor but you never know.
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Is no doubt, the best.
Her favorite snack? Why of course, mashed potaters.
She lets us fight, she lets us maul,
She lets us pick on our favorite Paul.
She lets us snipe at each other sans fear
Of relatiation via insults a la Shakespeare.
She stays out of it when chains we yank,
And when pants mysteriously come off of Frank.
And what about when there's a muckety muck
About allsteaks' refusal to potluck?
She lets us do whatever behooves us,
Even form a band named (ugh!) The Cheese Movers.
Even when the likes of joannie and ray,
ritaanz, jtrbug, Moon, or Nae,
Toss out zingers that sometimes can sting,
Or post just one thread, then leave us guessing,
Or have an interesting and lively debate,
About Hillary (or her cleavage) who everyone hates.
Celeste, she lets us do our own thing,
And for that we profess our love, undying!
Oh Great Ragee, who are you?
I have to say the Ragee has left us with more questions than answers.
I must confess that even addressing the Watchers makes me nervous.
The Ragee sees all.
The Ragee knows all.
The Ragee is second only to the "M" who never speaks.
Sharkbait hoo ha ha.
What is even weirder is that I find it entertaining. I better go see my EAP.
As opposed to my normal serious self.
I feel like the Dennis Kucinich of the Hero forum. Or maybe the Rodney Dangerfield.
Well, regardless, its great having you back TKessler.
You might want to check in on some of the threads more closely. There has been a lot of nudity and lascivious talk.
Question, do moderators wear any special vest or protective equipment?
Is it true that if you stare at the HR HERO shield and say "M Lee Smith" three times, one of your employees will spill hot coffee or get a papercut within 48 hours?
I had heard that rumor before. I DO NOT advise anyone to try it. Its probably just an internet rumor but you never know.