King Ray, Master of the 1000th post.

joannie

Congratulations Ray. You did it. We all bow to you.

NaeNae55

Woo-hoo! And now we can get back to having fun and business and stop wasting time waiting for a stupid thread to load.

Yippee!!!

Oh..and btw, congrats Ray!

Paul in Cannon Beach

Yeah yeah... he only won because he is in New York and is geographically closer to Brentwood and their computer servers.

ray a

YOu're jealous, Paul.

allsteaks

WhoRay!!! And consolations to our first runnerup, Cannonball Paul. Now is this the replacement thread or is someone going to dress one up for us? My computer sent me a thank you popup for not opening the old one anymore!!!

Paul in Cannon Beach

I think a drug test is in order. Ray may have been "juiced up" when he posted #1000.

Ray, have you heard from Brentwood yet?

HRQ

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 07-25-07 AT 12:00PM (CST)[/font][br][br]They called me. James said they will be happy to contribute 1,000 cents toward Ray's Forum cruise fare.

ray a

That's enough to pay for a new pair of bright plaid bermuda shorts and a complementary striped shirt. I have enough white socks to go with my brown sandals. I'm ready to go.

HRQ

You can mix patterns if you do it just right. Post some pictures and I'll let you know if you were successful.

Hint - red/green/purple plaids are slimming and youthful.

ray a

Are you suggesting I need to look slimmer and younger because I look old and obese?

HRQ

Only in the very Santa-like picture that Paul posted of you.

joannie

>You can mix patterns if you do it just right.


Funny you should mention that. Last night on a TLC commercial, Stacy & Clinton gave the same tip. But the key is large stripes, small checks or large checks, small stripes. Be very careful Ray. Q might laugh at you if you get it wrong.

Dutch2

I will always remember that the 1,000 post stated: "Paul, you're wrong."

joannie

Now admit it Ray, the 1000th post and telling Paul he was wrong makes up for all the times I made you agree with him, doesn't it?

ray a

Yes Joannie, it felt good. I will credit you with an assist.

ritaanz

Ok, 1000 posts. Now what? What is next on your list of stuff to do? I have some suggestions:
a. Work on Hillary's campaign
b. Work on Obama's campaign

This way I can guarantee they both will lose.

Anyone has other suggestions?

ray a

Nah... I'm backing Bloomberg.

ritaanz

Wonderful. Now you have been outed as a liberal independent or is it a independent liberal?

allsteaks

If you can guarantee it, please take a long term leave of absence and split your time equally between them. It's a scary thought that either of them could be our next Pres.
On a lighter note, my fellow Kansan Sen. Brownback is managing to offend just about everyone in both parties. Maybe he thinks that's the only way he can get any attention!

NaeNae55

Don't be silly. Brownback isn't doing anything different now than he ever did. He has always been a Great Offender. x;-)

ray a

Want me to work for Brownback too? Since I'm supposedly bad luck according to Ritaanz.

allsteaks

Unfortunately Brownback doesn't seem to need any help losing on his own. And of course I don't agree with Rita on this issue anyway. I believe "independent liberal" is an oxymoron.

ritaanz

Hey! What issue?

ray a

You're right, Steaks. I'm not sure where Ritaanz's head was at when she came up with that non sequitor.

allsteaks

"Ok, 1000 posts. Now what? What is next on your list of stuff to do? I have some suggestions:
a. Work on Hillary's campaign
b. Work on Obama's campaign

This way I can guarantee they both will lose."

Cold, very cold; poor Ray, always being picked on and abused. No wonder he does music therapy..

ray a

I know. Ritaanz hates me.

ritaanz

Hey Ray......x:* x:* x:* x:* x:* x:* x:* x:* x:*

ray a

If my wife sees that I'm dead meat.

ritaanz

Hee...hee...hee...

NaeNae55

Are those smiley faces blowing kisses, are starting rasberries? They look like they are blowing kisses, but when I consider the content of the conversation...

ray a

Knowing Ritaanz is really a Jersey Girl, those have to be raspberries.