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ray a

Is the fat lady warming up on arpeggios?

Paul in Cannon Beach

Is an "arpeggio" something you eat? HRQ, what is Ray saying? Are you implying the TTWND is dead?

HRQ

Arpeggio sounds like an italian appetizer. I have no idea what he is saying.

He's trying to distract us from the fact that he broke ttwnd. It got fixed so fast that he thought he got away with it.

ritaanz

Dam Ray, she sings. She does not play an instrument. One needs an instrument to play successively instead of simultaneously, no????

I for one, have not read one word of that silly post.

joannie

To the untrained ear, perhaps the fat lady warming up with scales is perceived as singing an arpeggio?

ray a

Excuse me.... vocalists sing scales and arpeggios as warmups frequently. An arpeggio is merely Do-Mi-Sol-Do singing the root, third, fifth and octave of a chord, each note in succession.

My reference to the fat lady singing was because there have been no posts in the funny section since last Thursday.

joannie

Very good, Ray. Why should we take time to post funnies when it seems everyone is having such a good time picking on you?

ray a

You're all a bunch of uncultured philistines.

ritaanz

x:P

allsteaks

By the way Ray, how were the Tony's last night? Guess I must have missed them.....

ray a

Don't know.... I watched basketball.

Dutch2

Were you able to make it through the entire game? I must confess, it appeared to me that the writing was on the wall early on and I gave out around half time then watched ESPN highlights this morning.
I still believe if Cleveland had been in the western conference, they would not have made it to the play offs much less the finals. The finals this year were when the Spurs played the Suns....
As the Cubbie fans say.... "there is always next year."

joannie

I resemble that remark; but if you don't know whether or not you are, this website can tell you

[url]http://reverent.org/this_is_art.html[/url]

HRQ

With visual arts, I know enough to fake a bit of culture. With the written arts, I am a completely cultureless moron. That's why I rely on ray for my Shakespearean insults.

joannie

HRQ,
Another reason we might work well together. I did well on the art and music, but my scores on the Faulkner and Dickens tests were atrocious. Do you suppose ray could tutor us?

allsteaks

But I've read Philippians, does that count? Those are interesting tests though, maybe I'll embarrass myself by taking them!

HRQ

Ooooh - I took the "Pollock or birds?" test and got 100%.

Then I took the "Dickens or Bulwer-Lytton?" test and only got 33%. In my defense, I lost interest about 10 words into reading and just took random guesses for the rest of the test.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Would somebody wake me up when the conversation turns back towards important and relevant topics such as Paris Hilton?