WHERE Y'ALL FROM?

Don D

Hope y'all have time for a bit of Southern vintage humor. The word that you may find offensive absolutely has its place in the joke and can't be substituted and hold it's true value. Please forgive if you're offended. But, knowing me, you know I don't give a rat's if you are. Enjoy. x:D


While waiting to board a plane, a college age girl from Mississippi was standing beside a group of several others about her age, all from the northeast.

The young woman from Mississippi, raised to be friendly, asked "So, where are y'all from?"

As her companions snickered at the drawl and Southern idiom, another of the New York women gave her a once-over of contempt and disdain, and replied "From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence."

The Mississippi girl was silent for a few moments, and then smiled a sweet smile before rejoining: "So, where y'all from, bitch?"

ritaanz

Funny, that's exactly what would happen if the airport was located in NY or NJ. Really!

Some things are universal.

ScorpioHR

"group of several others about her age, all from the northeast"

Are you sure they were not from NEW JERSEY????
/:)
scorpio

ritaanz

Hey Scorp Girl, with the exception of Yo, B_ _ch, I'll have you know that Jersey girls don't talk that way. Its gotta be Boston. Ya gots the picture?
Rita, Exit 135

ScorpioHR

Rita, I hear ya...but, I was raised in Queens, N.Y.-Married and went to the Jersey shore-Them jersey girls flat out scared me-All that BIG HAIR and gum chewing was real nerve racking. I was at a Bruce concert one time and I promise the man RAN off the stage-them girls was gonna take him DOWN.!! Can we "agree to disagree agreeably on this one"????xpray
scorpio

ritaanz

Let's see if I got this right. You were raised in Queens and lived on the Jersey shore...... and you're afraid of us? x:o Getattahere. Youre pullin my leg for sure.

Whatever

When my daughter was 14 we flew from Atlanta to NYC. In the seats surrounding us were a bunch of Cheeerleaders from Alabama. Their chaperone, who was sitting next to me stated that her husband was asked to transfer to NYC but the decided against it because the education in Alabama was superior. As we were landing the following occurred:
Cheerleader to my daughter Shana: What is that body of water outside the right side window.
Shana: The Atlantic Ocean
Cheeleader: Then we must be near London and China.
Shana: No, China's on the left side of the plane.
After the Cheerleader stands up (with several of her companions) to look out the left side of the plane she says: I can't see China.
Shana: That's because it's a cloudy day.
Cheerleader: I guess we'll see it when we fly home.

Our reaction--is this an example of the superior Alabama education???

Sunny

Unfortunately - yes.

Don D

The superior education one gets in Alabama is not necessarily geography.

National Guard

Old joke. Been revamped or reverbaged! Used to be a southerner went to Harvard and asked where the library was "at" .... "where the library is at a_ _ _ _ _ e"

HRGirl

I guess I'm just a hateful person, because I would have replied the exact same way! I am neither from Jersey nor the South. So I must just be a b....

Don D

All you northern girls missed the boat! The term 'y'all' was the signal that the girl was from the South. The question was not, "So (smack, pop, bubble), where youse gals from?" x:-)