I must admit that I thought a word ending in an 's' was plural. But, hey, it's been pointed out elsewhere that I couldn't use a dictionary if I had one.
The meaning(s) of words has been turned topsy turvy for some time now. I attribute it to testimony of our then commander in chief who indicated that the truthfullness of his testimony depended on what the definition of is is. After trying to follow that convoluted logic chain I am sure my brain got rewired somehow, someway and since that time I have had to look to our former President for guidance when it comes to dealing with women and conversations with congressional investigating personnel.
Now is it any wonder that I was confused with the phraseology used when Rita and Leslie spoke the way they did about Rednecks. Rita said she “…there's a redneck in my bed every night.” How was I supposed to know you meant the same one every night? Now Leslie chimes in referencing the millions of Rednecks in AZ. She climbs into bed with one every night. Now she tells me she also meant the same one.x;-)
Prior to my marriage, and back in the day when Free Love did not mean you were playing Russian Roulette with STD’s, I tried to climb into bed every night with a different hippy girl. The fact that I rarely did has nothing to do with it --- I sure tried.x}>
Nowhere in this thread did Leslie or I indicate that we share the same redneck. How did you arrive at that conclusion? (Keep in mind the post on sexual harassment....)
Also, it was totally NOT neccessary to give us a history of your brief hippy sex life. It just goes to show you, you guys were alpha men back then too. Hee...Hee...
Ritaanz: You're delusional. Marc did not imply that you two share a man. He merely clarified his understanding that each of you cozy up to one redneck apiece, nightly, rather than rotating among several. I don't reckon we knew what Alpha Males were back then. The only Greek letters we were interested in were those associated with the I Felta Thi fraternity.
Bed? That was your problem. Your expectations were too high. In further celebration of the previous commander in chief, you should have settled for the astro-turfed back-end of an El Camino.
That's because we were behaving ourselves in Southern Ohio, getting educated and dodging tornadoes while the others were out and about.(Altho I do recall a guy in the same fraternity as Don). Perhaps we missed something Ray x:-/
Sonny, speaking of dodging tornadoes, wasn't it April 4, 1974 when the big one hit Xenia? That would have made this the 30th anniversary. Fun times we had - but unfortunately, not together.
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Now is it any wonder that I was confused with the phraseology used when Rita and Leslie spoke the way they did about Rednecks. Rita said she “…there's a redneck in my bed every night.” How was I supposed to know you meant the same one every night? Now Leslie chimes in referencing the millions of Rednecks in AZ. She climbs into bed with one every night. Now she tells me she also meant the same one.x;-)
Prior to my marriage, and back in the day when Free Love did not mean you were playing Russian Roulette with STD’s, I tried to climb into bed every night with a different hippy girl. The fact that I rarely did has nothing to do with it --- I sure tried.x}>
Nowhere in this thread did Leslie or I indicate that we share the same redneck. How did you arrive at that conclusion? (Keep in mind the post on sexual harassment....)
Also, it was totally NOT neccessary to give us a history of your brief hippy sex life. It just goes to show you, you guys were alpha men back then too. Hee...Hee...
PS - I don't share that well, and I doubt Ritaanz does either.
>settled for the astro-turfed back-end of an El
>Camino.
No self-respecting hippie would drive a El-Camino with an astro-turfed back-end in Haight-Ashbury.