CORONER'S REPORT
Don D
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Three dead bodies turn up at the mortuary, all with very big smiles on their faces. The coroner calls the police to tell them what has happened. "First body was that of a Frenchman, 60, died of heart failure while making love to his mistress. Hence the enormous smile,
Inspector", says the Coroner..."Second body was a Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Mississippi, 30 years of age, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken."
I started to change the state to Arkansas but decided, naaaaa, what the heck. x:-)
Inspector", says the Coroner..."Second body was a Scotsman, 25, won a thousand pounds on the lottery, spent it all on whisky. Died of alcohol poisoning, hence the smile." The Inspector asked, "What of the third body?" "Ah," says the coroner, "this is the most unusual one. Billy-Bob the redneck from Mississippi, 30 years of age, struck by lightning." "Why is he smiling then?" inquires the Inspector. "Thought he was having his picture taken."
I started to change the state to Arkansas but decided, naaaaa, what the heck. x:-)
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a) Nevada and Arizona are next to each other geographically. So you are not safe.
b) Do you what spent marc is?
I'll save you the trouble of looking it up. It is what is left after grapes and certain other "fruits" are squashed, crushed, flattened, pluverized, etc. Get the picture? Then it is served to the pigs as dessert.
It would not take Leslie or I long. Trust me.
When I began this reply, I thought those dots all connected somehow, but the idea that I am making Ray look good and that my threatened destiny is to be crushed and fed to the hogs has left me dazed and confused. Is this a 60's flashback?
Glad I had the good sense not to get involved in this post until now when the carnage had already happened. x;-)
I was a wide receiver (some say I still resemble the first part of that position) and would just race past all the defenders to catch the long ball, celebrate in the endzone and then enjoy being idolized by one and all.
At least, that's the way I remember it.
marc (will never capitalize your first name again!) I assume ritaanz and I were both saying the same thing - one redneck, the same one, every night!