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Just the other day, my son asked if I had video games when I was a kid. I didn't. I told him I had a bike, a football, a basketball and a baseball and bat. When I got bored with that stuff, which was rare, I'd either chase girls or catch bugs. B…
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I don't get it. Are you being serious?
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I heard a great quote from a friend. He is a Red Sox fan and he said rooting for the Yankees is like rooting for Bill Gates to make another million dollars.
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Amen. At least now when she calls and makes me come home, I can tell my buddies it's because she has a long toe.
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Oooh, I've got another one. Not political, yet funny. "Where are we going and why are we in this handbasket!"
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I saw one this morning, "Been nowhere, Done nothing."
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nohr4u1yr, Best screen name ever. Jambalyyyaaa!
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That's three words. Actually I'm not sure if you count a word with an apostrophe as one, one and a half or two or words, so nevermind.
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Bush
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I use the Judge's line, "You'll get nothing and like it!", quite often with my children. They don't seem to get the humor.
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Thank you Larry. I've been struggling to come up with a one-liner from Rodney in Caddyshack all morning. I've not watched it in a while and my memory has faded. I could of come up with a few from Chevy or Bill or that guy that was on the Mary wha…
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I now think fondly of the "Triple Lindy".
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A viagra prescription?
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Last night I thought Bush did pretty well. I was interested to learn today what other's thought. According to the forum and the polls I'm dead wrong. I think I figured out why. My expectations for Bush were low and he lived up to them. I will s…
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Reminds me of a great old Jimmy Buffet song, "God's own drunk." Except it involves moonshine, bears and a missing still.
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That's great. Thanks, sweetie pie.
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Don has me all figured out. Just ask him. I'm done wasting my time with you. Please don't start cursing me and analyzing what you think I am through the private email. I will not respond. I've wasted enough time there also.
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Just ask Don.
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I've done no "attacking" until Don's posts about my OSHA spanish training materials. IMHO, his response was out of line and I tried to deal with it there. He would not respond. Then he pulls the same crap in Para, so in I jump, right or wrong. …
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No it was just me. I don't allow steel or aluminum boy over on Frday night. They always drink all my beer. It's a shame you deleted your response. I can understand why you did it though. I'll save a cold one for you.
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 09-03-04 AT 09:41PM (CST)[/font][br][br]You completely captured your response to Parabeagle. Your analysis of yourself is amazing. Reread your post and see if it is not arguing only to appear intellige…
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You continue to attack people yet when it comes back to you, you whine. I clearly asked you what your problem was when you jumped all over my post about the OSHA training materials. That is my problem with you. My other problem with you is your r…
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To whomever understands. You clearly don't.
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Once again my point is proven.
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Is anyone else shaking their head in disbelief right now?
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Boy, do you make me chuckle. Have a great weekend.
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I could not agree more. He is the worst sports announcer I have ever heard. He is so bad I almost get angry when I hear his voice. If he announcing something I'm watching, I'll mute it and turn on the radio. They say that even a blind squirrel…
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I was watching a football game in which a terrible thing (don't remember what) happened to one of the teams. The look on the coach's face was utter digust and dismay. As the camera was panning in on the coach all the way to a close-up of his face,…
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 09-01-04 AT 08:47PM (CST)[/font][br][br] >"I'm not aware of any fetus murderers", states >one of my esteemed colleages. Doesn't even >warrant a response. Those adults condemned to >the d…
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This is not meant to label my personal opinion on abortion, but you asked a question. Generally someone get's the death penalty when they murder someone. I'm not aware of any fetus murderers.