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[url]http://www.greece.k12.ny.us/howto/winzip/[/url] #1 thing a consultant shouldn't say: "I could tell you the answer right now, but we're committed to a three month project..." #-o
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Since you've already spent the cash, it is a bit late to say you could have gotten it for free from download.com... (You can use it in the unregistered format indefinitely...) [url]http://www.download.com/WinZip/3000-2250_4-10313328.html[/url] As …
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A personal favorite... Deregulation of the chicken's side of the road was threatening its dominant market position. The chicken was faced with significant challenges to create and develop the competencies required for the newly competitive market. …
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W #1 thing a consultant shouldn't say: "I could tell you the answer right now, but we're committed to a three month project..." #-o
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Famous Rodney one liners... [url]http://www.meilach.com/funquotes/rodney.html[/url] #1 thing a consultant shouldn't say: "I could tell you the answer right now, but we're committed to a three month project..." #-o
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Not only is Carrie correct, she also demonstrated the power of the internet and sniffed out the source. Nice job Carrie! #1 thing a consultant shouldn't say: "I could tell you the answer right now, but we're committed to a three month project..." …
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Sorry for the delay. The correct (untrue) answer is... A #1 thing a consultant shouldn't say: "I could tell you the answer right now, but we're committed to a three month project..." #-o
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And the answer is: Trust the wisdom of our Boston resident (A) did not happen. #1 thing a consultant shouldn't say: "I could tell you the answer right now, but we're committed to a three month project..." #-o
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The answer is... B #1 thing a consultant shouldn't say: "I could tell you the answer right now, but we're committed to a three month project..." #-o
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[url]http://www.austintech.com/archives/000010.html[/url] #1 thing a consultant shouldn't say: "I could tell you the answer right now, but we're committed to a three month project..." #-o
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 07-30-04 AT 03:02PM (CST)[/font][br][br]The site instructs you to select any two-digit number, then subtract from that number the sum of the two digits involved in that number. whatever the starting nu…
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[url]http://www.snopes.com/humor/letters/zantex.asp[/url] Real or not, it's a classic! #1 thing a consultant shouldn't say: "I could tell you the answer right now, but we're committed to a three month project..." #-o
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That's great! I starts with an earthquake; Birds and snakes, an aeroplane, And Lenny Bruce is not afraid. Eye of a hurricane, Listen to yourself churn, World serves its own needs, Dummy serve your own needs. Feed it off an aux, speak, grunt, no, st…
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Didn't Alec Baldwin promise us he would leave the US and move to France if Bush was elected? Certainly Tim Robbins, Barbara Streisand, Sean Penn and Susan Sarandon could pool their vast resources to find a timeshare across the pond if they felt so …
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"When you are conscious in your Consciousness, you will be Enlightened and Illuminated." "True is that place of pilgrimage, where one bathes in the pool of Truth, and achieves Self-realization." "Whoever does not gain the knowledge of the Self, al…
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More back woods country witticisms from the South. A retread, but a classic. We Ain't Dumb Down South - Yankee Test We are sick and tired of hearing about how dumb people in the South are. We challenge any so-called smart Yankee to take this …
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Here's a blast from the past, but some of these are timeless. Famous actual performance review excerpts: Since my last report, this employee has reached rock bottom -- and has started to dig. His men would follow him anywhere, but only out of morb…
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"My fellow Americans, I have just signed legislation that will outlaw Russia forever. We begin bombing in 5 minutes..." Classic! Thanks for everything Mr. President #1 thing a consultant shouldn't say: "I could tell you the answer right now, but…
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Excellent story. Here in North Texas, the suburban pestilance we all have to deal with is the hated cottontail rabbit. While I would generally support "thinning the herd" as was earlier suggested, that type of action doesn't go over too well with …
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 05-18-04 AT 10:45AM (CST)[/font][br][br]Another good one: Once upon a time, an American automobile company and a Japanese auto company decided to have a competitive boat race on the Detroit River. Bo…
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Working for a consulting firm, you have to be willing to take shots at yourself, so here goes... A factory has a major problem that closed their manufacturing line. A consultant is brought in. The Consultant wanders around the factory floor, li…
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My favorite: A man walks into a Silicon Valley pet store looking to buy a monkey. The storeowner points towards three identical looking monkeys in politically correct, animal-friendly natural mini-habitats. "The one on the left costs $500," say…
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Does your vote even matter? Not if you aren't located in one of the swing states... How many are there, you ask? 17 to 18 states total. Links: [url]http://www.businessweek.com/magazine/content/04_24/b3887068.htm[/url] [url]http://www.businesswe…
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The Department of Labor usually classifies Christmas bonuses as gifts which employers need not include in the calculation of an employee's regular rate of pay. To be considered a "gift", the amount paid to the employee must be unrelated to hours wor…
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Beag, please add me to the list as well. 972 934 2344. #1 thing a consultant shouldn't say: "I could tell you the answer right now, but we're committed to a three month project..." #-o
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Check out [url]www.haygroup.com[/url]. These folks aren't the cheapest, but they are recognized as being fairly powerful in the compensation consulting arena... #1 thing a consultant shouldn't say: "I could tell you the answer right now, but we're…
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One consideration is whether or not the black belt is leaving their old job completely to execute a 6 sigma project or if there is some type of split duty. If the former, my experience was to not necessarily move the black belt's salary, but instea…
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"It might be legal, but delaying the payment of wages earned by a fiscal year might raise the IRS eyebrows for one." This one is legal and could be done for just cause. Over the past few years, many companies engaged in salary deferrals. Some wer…
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This is definitely the way to go. One of the toughest changes in my company was breaking away from standardized grade based % increases and moving to individually earned merit increases. When you set a department/organizational merit increase budg…
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At the end of each year, our employees may elect to roll over up to 40 hours of PTO into the following year and/or be paid out for up to 68 hours of PTO. #1 thing a consultant shouldn't say: "I could tell you the answer right now, but we're committ…