Parabeagle

>As to Parabeagle, now that I'm a GDI, can you >please keep your lily-livered liberal views out >of my latte choices! x;-) (just kidding) Hey, just tryin' to look out for your best interests, Mwild... last thing your coworkers need is…

in Liberals, Conservatives & Southerners Comment by Parabeagle February 2004

Let's see if we can wean her off triple-shot vanilla lattes. x;-)

in Liberals, Conservatives & Southerners Comment by Parabeagle February 2004

Portland Police Bureau is hiring... free ammunition. x;-)

in Liberals, Conservatives & Southerners Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

I resist the liberal label. I prefer to think of myself as a conservative with a heart and brains. x;-)

in Liberals, Conservatives & Southerners Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 01-29-04 AT 06:17PM (CST)[/font][br][br]"Ah.... did you notice Beagle didn't answer the question? He gave this oblique story to get us off track trying to start a debate about the Portland Police." See …

in Liberals, Conservatives & Southerners Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

... and HS was calling ME a psychopath awhile back! x;-) Actually, you could add an answer "d" on here that would fit for you, Ray. BANG-BANG. That's a "trained conservative" - never trust the first shot to be on the mark; always double-tap.

in Liberals, Conservatives & Southerners Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

The Southerner's reply sounds like the same one used by the Portland Police Bureau (motto: "We fire more rounds per capita than any department in the country"). True story: Portland police officer attempting to drop a fleeing felony suspect on a …

in Liberals, Conservatives & Southerners Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

You are in rare form today, Paul. Must be the soggy shoes from all the rain, right? x;-) These are too funny. They deserve a thread of their own.

in Seminars and the Gag Reflex Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

Hey! I attended that one! At the end of the day they gave us all Masters degrees in Business Administration. x;-)

in Seminars and the Gag Reflex Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

Not sure I wanted to see Don in the pose he DID submit, let alone his beagle-puppy-on-his-back pose. The only artistically redeeming things in the first photo were the bottle tree and maybe the motorcycle. x;-)

in How Smart is Your Right Foot? Comment by Parabeagle February 2004

... and Mcmel wants all of us seemingly mature adults on the same cruise ship at the same time? That could prove to be... well, weird! x;-)

in How Smart is Your Right Foot? Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

Actually I figured it out. It is weird. I think my problem was that I was lifting my foot in the air and making clockwise circles - but I was just pivoting my foot clockwise at the ankle, not actually using the whole lower leg to make the circles…

in How Smart is Your Right Foot? Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

Figures. No wonder I can't dance. x;-)

in How Smart is Your Right Foot? Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

It didn't work for me. Foot kept going in a clockwise direction. Am I deformed? :-S

in How Smart is Your Right Foot? Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

Did not. I just posted an airplane joke. Everybody else took the ball and ran with it x;-)

in And more on picture phones... Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

Mel! You're not helping matters any! x;-)

in And more on picture phones... Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

And I'll bet you thought all of us out west were just a bunch of wimpy milquetoasts, didn't you? x;-)

in And more on picture phones... Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

Someone gets too close to me in the checkout line, I just kneecap 'em. x;-)

in And more on picture phones... Comment by Parabeagle January 2004

Surprised Don didn't amend his Kennedy "posterior" comments with something about "pork barrel" politics. x;-)