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Conflict resolution involves a rock, a piece of paper, and a pair of scissors. Interview questions are multiple choice. Privacy notice includes sections on cross dressing and nose picking. The "Workplace Violence" training video is produced by…
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They announce drug test results at the employee meeting. They refer to the Health Insurance Portability & Accountability Act as HIPPA. They think that EEO is part of the chorus to "Farmer in the Dell". Have I offended anybody yet? NO? OK, I…
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Now, he can't take the pressure of getting beat all the time by Michigan.
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Now that UConn women have their trophy, I have two thoughts: 1. Tennessee lost that game in the first five minutes. Vols, you gotta start playing when the other team does. 2. How come there were no burning cars and rioting for the women's win? That …
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Come on, UConn. Act like you've been there before.
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Good one, Leslie. Here's the true definition of a lawyer: A lawyer is someone whose main job is to protect his/her client from other lawyers. Now how sick is that!?!?
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Does Sose ever fake a limp once in awhile?
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To them, we are merely can openers.
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Ancient Egyptians used to worship cats. Today's cats have not forgotten that.
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Don't stay mad too long because it sounds like he has a new #1 in his life and it has a wide screen.
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Can anyone say "Andy Rooney"? About the only phrase Donald Trump should think of patenting is "My 15 minutes are up."
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I'm just surprised a dawg fan would use the letter "X".
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Now that it's Monday morning, would you care to revise your picks a little bit?
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Here's a Paul Lynde one I will always remember: When asked "What is the one thing David Eisenhower beats Trishia Eisenhower at?", Paul's response was, "At home". Funny guy. Always had the center square.
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I'm earning some green money to go buy green beer later to watch the Purdue / Notre Dame game.
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Then you celebrate St.Urho's Day, which is today...and drink whatever it is that moods you. Then kill a grasshopper and kiss a Finn. I'm mostly Hungarian , so while the Irish celebrate the driving of the snakes out of Ireland and the Finns celebra…
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Hey, Beave, you forgot to mention the "mile roads". You know, like "8 mile road", etc. Do they still have those around Detroit? I grew up across the state around Benton Harbor / St. Joseph area and I frequently would go visit my college roommate dur…
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WOW! What is this? The mosh pit thread?! Or as Ray would put it, The Back Alley? There are some laughs, good times, sticky issues, and problem solving going on in some other threads, so once y'all are all out of venom, feel free to join us. We'd lov…
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This morning's drive time radio carried a news notice about making sure you pay your "pet tax" by April 5th or your local police would confiscate your pet and donate it to medical research. More than a few employees were pretty upset at that "news".…
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Here's a good one that I pulled a few years back. Teaming up with the maintenance guy, we went around the office and informed everyone that the phone company was going to be blowing out the phone lines today. So if you don't want any dust and soot b…
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Yes, Cinderella, they still have chillitos, but you have to ask for them becuase they're not on the menu.
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I still have my old slide rule that I used in college. My kids think I'm a genius for ever being able to figure it out, let alone use it. Remember how, on humid days, it would become almost impossible to use? It also served as a good place to write …
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"Telephone numbers that started with letters". Remember BEECHWOOD 4-5789
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I have a superpower too. I can make my wife's dogs leave the room simply by staring at them. But I agree, Paul, flying would be the ultimate. I would trade my other superpower for that.
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"The whole nine yards" originates from WWII marine fighter planes in the Pacific. I believe they were the Grumman Hellcats that the marines used to strafe enemy positions. The Hellcats carried ammo belts that were 27 feet long. If you emptied your g…
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Isn't "youse guys" more of a Uper thing than a troll thing? For you nonMichiganders, trolls are the people that live in the lower peninsula, so named because they live under The Bridge.
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 03-03-04 AT 08:37AM (CST)[/font][br][br]A Michigan Left or a Minnesota Left is when someone has to turn a little bit right before they turn left...and vice versa. You've all seen 'em. Also, to add to th…
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I've gotten these before too and they prey on your fear of being labeled as anti-diversity if you don't go along. Follow Jaded's advice. It works.
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 02-18-04 AT 07:52AM (CST)[/font][br][br]My guess is that Margaret Hamilton played Mrs. Mendlebright. She advertised Folgers coffee....among other things, of course.
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I had an answering machine play the theme song from "The God, The Bad, The Ugly" to me once. I ended up interviewing the guy because I was curious as to which one he was. He brought a guitar to the interview and played and sang "Here Comes the Sun".…