LarryC
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Looks like I'm going to hell, but at least I'll have a special place.
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I think it was on the old SNL where they used to juggle kittens. When I tried this at home, it was actually pretty difficult, because when you throw a cat up in the air it stiffens right up. You end up having to catch them by the head and wipe 'em …
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Isn't Prince Charles the guy that has graced the cover of Mad magazine for all these years?
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Irene, it looks like I'll eternity to ponder the phrase, "What goes around, comes around."
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Judy, you're right about cats. Egyptians used to worship cats and the cats have not forgotten that. To the cat that I used to have, all I was was a can opener.
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I'm still trying to figure out what is so tasteless about Rockie's statement. The royal family could use a little divine intervention.
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Linda, I love it! A living will that promises a living hell. Great!!
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I remember Jimmy Carter reminiscing about the most agonizing aspect of the Iran hostage situation was Walter Cronkite ending every daily news broadcast with the number of days since the hostages were taken.
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Dennis Miller.
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Don, I believe the guy's name was Tom Hayden. Being of kindred spirit, they deserved eachother. Jane has the unique distinction of being the one and only American (term used loosely here)to ever stumble into an enemy machine gun nest and survive. I…
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Hanoi Jane can go to hell....but I'll take Barbarella.
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The combined passing of both would almost be akin to the Rapture and I would have to think, "Holy sh*t, those were the only two? God help the rest of us!"
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Judy, I've been seeing those same headlines today, bu the humor escaped me until I read your post. I shared it with the rest of the office here and now WE all can't stop laughing. Ms. Wheelchair has me in tears! And pity the poor mortician who has t…
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You will also have had it if your wife finds out about this girlfriend, or was that some time ago? You don't have to answer me; that's your business. Been there, done that, ended up with a very expensive "have had it".
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I rest my case.
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Wow! Talk about a Kodak moment. A movie camera with zoom and sound would be my preference though.
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A local radio show did a listener survey of the worst job out there. The winner was the guy that cleans the booths in the back of the adult bookstore.
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Judy, Judy, Judy! Pasties are a meat pie that's popular in mining communities. And uh, no my wife has yet to wear one.
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Hey, dont forget about all the Italians there too. We had fun and, yes, got goofy from digging out of 250 inches of snow every year. By the way, Shadowfax, ever heard of "Da' Yoopers". I knew all them guys. Maybe that tells you something about me. …
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I don't know what's in those little dye pellets, but they sure look like the Phizzies that we used to drop into a glass of water and then drink it. I have no idea what was in those either. I just drank it....no questions asked. Come to think of it P…
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Ever since I saw Jesse recite "Green Eggs and Ham" on SNL I've totally liked the guy. Yeah, he can be pain in the ass sometimes just like my old "pals" Paul Wellstone and Jesse Ventura, but that kinda endears me to him even more. The guy do have a…
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When I was fresh out of college and working in Marquette, MI, we used to go to Northern Michigan University basketball games. This was back in the mid 70's. They had this hot little guard out of Iron Mountain, MI named Tommy Izzo. The rest is histor…
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We used to have Minnesota State U. located in Mankato, MN. It's now been renamed to Mankato State U., or more popularly, MSU! I guess we didn't want to be confused with the old TV show.
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Michelle, make sure you tell the new HR person about us....well, maybe not all of us. Good luck on the outside.
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[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 03-15-05 AT 06:41AM (CST)[/font][br][br]The wax museum, right next to the Venetian, is awesome. Even the gift shop has a wax shopper and a wax checkout clerk, but it's hard to tell. I kept staring at the…
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Here in Minnesota, if you don't pay your taxes, you are arrested, blindfolded, and dropped off in Oskalooska,Iowa with a new identity.
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It was Johnson, but I can't remember whether it was Him or Her that he did it to.
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Hey you guys, if you want a good laugh check out the name, "Mortimer".
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Here in Minnesota it's "hooyah", a word(?) popularized by our then Gov. Jesse Ventura. He used it in addressing the media.
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Well, I see there are a few of us working today. Happy Presidents Day, or as it's known in the John Kerry household, Monday. I like these government holidays because the traffic is 40% lighter. Kinda makes me think that, what we perceived as a traff…