WOCO Frank

Three pounds of meat and three pounds of cheese, and you have to point out that it's filling?

in Low Carb (but delicious) Voodoo Pizza Comment by WOCO Frank September 2003

>>Key Lime Strawberry Cheesecake Recipe

in Ex-Husband Chicken Casserole Comment by WOCO Frank May 2003

I think it will take more than dijon for those beads of sweat, Parabeagle... I typically go the horseradish route. You need to be careful releasing your recipes, though... we don't want the carnivores to discover that we vegetarians can pack away j…

in Ultimate Cheese Sandwich Comment by WOCO Frank May 2003

I couldn't believe the line was still open after three days!

in Tipping your 'garbageman' Comment by WOCO Frank December 2003

I tipped my garbageman for Christmas... I left an extra 15% trash for him.

in Tipping your 'garbageman' Comment by WOCO Frank December 2003

We have pretty extensive "what to do if you're robbed" training, but you'll never know how an employee will respond until it happens. The funniest robbery we've had (okay, I can laugh about it now)... Here's roughly how the "conversation" went: Ro…

in Robbers Caught Comment by WOCO Frank December 2003

Or as a warning to new members... Get out of HR, or you'll end up looking like Don!

in She's gone! Comment by WOCO Frank December 2003

>> "fabulous pork tacos off the street". I hope you invoked the "five-second rule".

in Okay - confess Comment by WOCO Frank December 2003

I went through all the ads after I ate Thursday, and made a list, separated by store. I guessed which "limited supply, no raincheck" items would be gone first, and prioritized the stores based on that. I got up at 4:30 and left the house at 5, driv…

in Okay - confess Comment by WOCO Frank December 2003

I have at least 20 employees who would give the jellyfish-up-the-butt a try if they thought they could get disability out of it.

in Bad Day??? Comment by WOCO Frank December 2003

Tawny Kitaen (sp?) is still my favorite mug shot. From the hottest babe on MTV to... aieeeeeee! If she got a major makeover, she would look almost as good as the average crack whore.

in By The Time I Get To Phoenix Comment by WOCO Frank December 2003

No. The BCS arrangement matches specific place finishers from one conference against another. The only way it would happen would be if they happened to finish 1-2 in the BCS standings, in which case they would meet in the national championship game…

in Go Buckeyes!!!!! Comment by WOCO Frank November 2003

As a native Iowan, I am required to detest both Michigan and Ohio State. However, I will say that Hail to the Victors is absolutely the best college fight song. No contest. So I didn't mind hearing it several times on the highlights Saturday night.

in Go Buckeyes!!!!! Comment by WOCO Frank November 2003

Remember - it's less than a cup of coffee a day...

in Robot Insurance Comment by WOCO Frank November 2003

>> You'll find it a popular phrase from Missouri Maybe in the bootheel.

in On Donder, On Blitzen - All Girls! Comment by WOCO Frank November 2003

>>Of course, out West where we speak pure, >>unaccented King's English, we don't have >>any such regional colloquialisms. Dude! That is like, soooo totally tubular of you!

in On Donder, On Blitzen - All Girls! Comment by WOCO Frank November 2003

We had an employee who got "locked in" the walk-in cooler for two hours one night. A customer finally heard her calling for help and let her out. She said she kept "turning the knob" but nothing happened. The "knob" she was referring to was actuall…

in Best excuse of the day . . . Comment by WOCO Frank November 2003

Believe me, if I could ban my payroll clerk from wearing underwear, I would. Sometimes, she does it on her own.

in Best excuse of the day . . . Comment by WOCO Frank November 2003

Mmm... Spam...

in The Woman At The Top Comment by WOCO Frank November 2003

"Okay... I've got time to post once more under Don's name before he comes back to his desk."

in The Woman At The Top Comment by WOCO Frank November 2003

My wife is third-generation law enforcement. Joizey probably doesn't scare her like it should.