Midnight Onion Rings

Two large purple onions, thinly sliced into concentric circles. Yield 30 rings

1/4 cup low fat milk (or hell, all fat)
1/4 cup self rising white flour
1/4 cup Egg Beaters or two whole eggs
Salt and pepper to taste.

Vegetable oil or peanut oil, it matters not.

Heat Fry-Daddy or other appropriate vessel to 350-370. Let stand while you lay out a large paper plate with doubled over paper towels on plate.

Mix the above ingredients in a really large bowl, adding salt and pepper, more than you think is appropriate.

Slice onions about 1/4 inch, concentrically; is that a word? Punch onion rings apart with left thumb, not right thumb. It's ok to lean left.

Lay onion rings into large bowl of mixture, pressing them down with fork, turning gently, rolling them around, ensuring mixture coats evenly, then turning them gently once more.

When heat of grease reaches 350, lay onions rings gently one at a time into grease. It's OK to layer them.

Let fry for approximately 4 minutes, breaking them apart with knife or fork. Do not use thumb.

After turning, fry another minute on the other side, turn off fryer and lift rings onto plate covered with paper towels.

For the best sauce to lay these babies into, do this:

1/4 cup mayonnaise
1/8 cup ketchup
2 tablespoons worcestershire (wooster)
1 tablespoon olive oil
salt to taste
pepper to taste
Dash pickle juice
Dash Lemon juice

Mix above ingredience and pour onto 8 inch plate.
Layer onion rings onto plate, flip and turn twice, allow to cool a minute and serve.

Caution: Aphrodisiac.




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