Blonde joke
ray a
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"Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive double pane energy efficient kind, but this week, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He was complaining that the work had been completed a whole year ago and I hadn't paid for them.
Hellloooo?
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year......namely, that in the ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.) There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He didn't call back.
Guess I won that stupid argument."
Who's the real dumb blonde?
Hellloooo?
Now just because I'm blonde doesn't mean that I am automatically stupid. So, I told him just what his fast talking sales guy had told ME last year......namely, that in the ONE YEAR these windows would pay for themselves!
Helllooooo? It's been a year! (I told him.) There was only silence at the other end of the line, so I finally just hung up.... He didn't call back.
Guess I won that stupid argument."
Who's the real dumb blonde?
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Had to send out to friends.
A blonde police officer pulls over a speeding motorist. The driver also happens to be blonde. The officer asks the driver for her drivers license, but the driver looks confused. The officer says, "it's the one with your picture on it" The driver rumages through her purse, grabs her compact case, opens it up to display her mirror, says to the officer, "ah, this must be it" The blonde police officer takes the compact out of her hand, looks into the mirror and says "honey, I would have never pulled you over had I known you were a fellow police officer"
Linda