Do I know you?
Geno
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A guy is in line at the supermarket when he notices the rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him and although familiar, he can't quite place where he might know her from so he says, "Sorry, do I know you?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind races back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Oh, lord!" he says, "are you that stripper I had sex with in front of all of my buddies on the night of my stag party?
"Huh, um, oh no", she replied coldly, "I'm your son's English teacher."
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him and although familiar, he can't quite place where he might know her from so he says, "Sorry, do I know you?"
She replies, "I may be mistaken, but I think you might be the father of one of my children!"
His mind races back to the one and only time he had been unfaithful. "Oh, lord!" he says, "are you that stripper I had sex with in front of all of my buddies on the night of my stag party?
"Huh, um, oh no", she replied coldly, "I'm your son's English teacher."
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"Great" says Geno. "Let's go make him a little brother or sister".