Advice from Dr. Phil

Superlative_KC · May 2005

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives. By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace.

Dr. Phil proclaimed, "The way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you've started."

So I looked around my house to see all the things I had started and hadn't finished, and before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Bailey's, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the cheesecake, some saltines and a box of chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel. Please pass this on to those you feel are in need of inner peace.

lhill · May 2005

This is great! I knew my procrastination would pay off. I can't wait to get home and finish a few bottles, er--things.

Linda

Don D · May 2005

Great Post. It helps me to understand several of your recent posts. x:-)

LarryC · May 2005

Superlative, you may feel good, but how do you look?

Superlative_KC · May 2005

A little blurry x:-)

HRinNH · May 2005

I have a friend that quotes Dr. Phil a lot. Now I know why she's always smiling. But hey, if we don't hear from you the rest of the month or year, we'll know why.

Cheryl C.

LarryC · May 2005

Superlative, I copied your post and am passing it around the office. I hope you don't mind. I can tell whose desk it happens to be at by the shrieks of laughter echoing down the hall.

Superlative_KC · May 2005

By all means! I think this world would be a better place if we all had inner peace.

This post came to us from one of our Trust customers; an elderly, straitlaced and mind-bogglingly wealthy man.

HRinNH · May 2005

I wonder if he has a son who's single. ;;)

HRGirl · May 2005

"This post came to us from one of our Trust
customers; an elderly, straitlaced and mind-bogglingly wealthy man."

Wait...how old...how wealthy...and is he married?

Superlative_KC · May 2005

Sorry to disappoint. He's 80-something, his son 60-something and both are married. Don't know about grandsons . . . .

ritaanz · May 2005

Hey Super, I hope pOrK doesn't see this one. As his buddy and pal, you should tell him it is a joke.

Shadowfax · May 2005

OK I tried this - didn't work for me. Bean dip; salsa; left over fruit salad; sauerkraut and sausage. If this is inner peace I want none of it! Just confirms what I've always thought about Dr Phil and those of his ilk!

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