NEWS FLASH: "Friendly takeover"

HRinNH · March 2005

This just in...

Forum friends sweep Town Hall, ousting elected officials for more important matters.

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"Shoes! Less Taxes, more shoes!", shouts one.

"Six weeks paid military leave", cries another.

The third accomplice refused to comment; however, she murmured something about M. Lee Smith Publishers sponsoring a cruise for HRForumites.

The trio met in a 'kickoff' weekend consisting of undisclosed activities at local establishments.

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Parabeaglex2 · March 2005

Sure glad I don't live in that town! x;-)

POPEYE · March 2005

Take a look at HR's post # - - - 666. Then look at what followed, a takeover, mutiny.. whatever you want to call it. Scary!!!!!

slogan · March 2005

I know this is going to turn out bad when you have three pretty women and two of them have "manly" names on their name plates. :-S

Parabeaglex2 · March 2005

I noticed that, too, but I was too polite to say anything, Slogan. x:-)

HRinNH · March 2005

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 03-28-05 AT 08:25PM (CST)[/font][br][br]Well it [i]WAS[/i] a takeover...they obviously didn't have time to have name plates made before the photo shoot...Carumba!

Don D · March 2005

I agree. The 666 thing is scarey. Leviticus will roll over in his grave. Who are these women anyway? They either have on wigs or have lots of curley hair. Someone needs to talk to these girls about diversity! x:-)

Shadowfax · March 2005

Don, did you actually refer to these professional women as 'girls' or did my computer malcompute?

Don D · March 2005

they loved it!

ritaanz · March 2005

Oh boy! Now that's the way to go. Great job and pictures.

And...... that's the ticket, a shoe expense account.

HRinNH · March 2005

I heard today that they didn't stop at a budget for shoes. And they have successfully negotiated longer lunch hours to allow for shopping for shoes and other wardrobe essentials.

System · March 2005

Hey, Beag, this is the place to be now since the 'takeover'! Didn't you ever see "9-5"?

National Guard · March 2005

The curly hair is just an alter ego.

safety · March 2005

Uh, am I the only one who wants to know what the undisclosed activities at local establishments were? I speculate maybe a shopping spree for shoes, a visit to the local NG unit, a trip to the travel agency, and a night on the town, ah heck, who knows. It would appear the pictures are backwards in this post, as in before and after the undisclosed activities at who knows what establishments.

Just where did the elected officials get ousted? Were they given shovels to lean on or a trash truck to drive, or were they given HR duties for the day. If given HR duties I'd check your AAP Sam, you may need to tweak it to include some males in your takeover, equal opportunity for all.

ritaanz · March 2005

Safety, go to your room.

HRinNH · March 2005

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 03-29-05 AT 01:30PM (CST)[/font][br][br]>Uh, am I the only one who wants to know what the undisclosed activities at local establishments were?

Obviously Safety...The important thing is that we danced around the issues so well that it kept everyone spellbound.

>I speculate maybe a shopping spree for shoes, a visit to the local NG unit, a trip to the travel agency, and a night on the town, ah heck, who knows.

You got 2 out of 4 right!

>Just where did the elected officials get ousted? Were they given shovels to lean on or a trash truck to drive, or were they given HR duties for the day.

Refer to the movie that Sam mentioned earlier. If you haven't seen it, you won't understand.

safety · March 2005

Let me guess, shoe shopping and a night on the town.

Yup, saw the movie but for some reason Dolly is about all I remember, was her name also on the bathroom wall under for a good time call?

HRinNH · March 2005

Yes.
Yes.

Shadowfax · March 2005

Do Sharon and Mayor Joe occupy the same body? Now, a fine lookin body it is - but I'd want to make sure it is the only one they had before going any further.

System · March 2005

Sharon serves on one of the Boards. Maybe zoning appeals. We let her live. She and the mayor merely occupied the same chair. Oops! But not at the same time.

Parabeaglex2 · March 2005

So, Sam - Have you renamed your little burgh "shoe-topia?"

I can only speculate the what these three ladies must have been saying about the Forum during their little coup d'etat... Did they praise (or hang) Don in effigy? Did the police finally intervene or did Sam confiscate their shoes? x;-)

HRinNH · March 2005

Our lips are sealed. x:*

Oh the police intervened all right, but only long enough for the Captian to invite us to go dancing with him. We declined due to a previously-booked engagement.

System · March 2005

Nope. We're not talkin'! The voters are happy. I can tell. Hey, why is HR's phone number on the bathroom wall under "For a good time call . . .?" Hey, come on over Rita!

HRinNH · March 2005

Yep, the Mayor and Administrator sure seemed happy with the contract after our heated session. The Town HR Department now holds its rightful place at the center of the universe!

Parabeaglex2 · March 2005

"...happy with the contract after our heated session."

After Sam's comment about "for a good time call" I am really, REALLY biting my tongue. I hate to pass up such a sterling opportunity for a snappy retort!

ritaanz · March 2005

Sam, I'll be right over. As soon as Beaglepuss makes an a** of himself and I get to kick him in the pants.

NEWS FLASH: "Friendly takeover"

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