For the ladies.....
lnelson
670 Posts
Last Night
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please create a
trade in our bodies."
God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He
cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to make the
beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. He set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 PM he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads, breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9:00 PM he was exhausted and though his chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, " Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, O Lord please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel
you have learned your lesson, and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll have to wait 9 months, though.
You got pregnant last night!!!"
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A man was sick and tired of going to work every day while his wife stayed at home.
He wanted her to see what he went through so he prayed, "Dear Lord, I go to work every day and put in eight hours while my wife merely stays at home.
I want her to know what I go through, so please create a
trade in our bodies."
God, in His infinite wisdom, granted the man's wish.
The next morning, sure enough, the man awoke as a woman.
He arose, cooked breakfast for his mate, awakened the kids, set out their school clothes, fed them breakfast, packed their lunches, drove them to school, came home and picked up the dry cleaning, took it to the cleaners and stopped at the bank to draw out money to pay the power bill and telephone bill, drove to the power company and the phone company and paid the bills, went grocery shopping, came home and put away the groceries. He
cleaned the cat's litter box and bathed the dog.
Then it was already 1:00 p.m. and he hurried to make the
beds, do the laundry, vacuum, dust, and sweep and mop the kitchen floor. He ran to the school to pick up the kids and got into an argument with them on the way home. He set out cookies and milk and got the kids organized to do their homework, then set up the ironing board and watched TV while he did the ironing.
At 4:30 PM he began peeling potatoes and washed greens for salads, breaded the chops and snapped fresh beans for supper.
After supper, he cleaned the kitchen, ran the dishwasher,
folded laundry, bathed the kids, and put them to bed. At 9:00 PM he was exhausted and though his chores weren't finished, he went to bed where he was expected to make love, which he managed to get through without complaint.
The next morning, he awoke and immediately knelt by the bed and said, " Lord, I don't know what I was thinking. I was so wrong to envy my wife's being able to stay home all day.
Please, O Lord please, let us trade back."
The Lord, in His infinite wisdom, replied, "My son, I feel
you have learned your lesson, and I will be happy to change things back to the way they were.
You'll have to wait 9 months, though.
You got pregnant last night!!!"
Comments
But even with on-line banking and direct debit, there's just not enough hours in a day any more.
Use instant potatoes and canned green beans (add butter and seasoning), and why do you think God gave us microwaves, fast food and sub shops?
Buy permanent press (what's an ironing board?)
Teach the kids to dust and make the beds,
Bathe the dog only once a week,
and voila! You can work a full-time job too! It's a juggling act. Even a man could do it.
Instant potatoes? No way.
But at least we know your modus operandi now. Do you use the time you save to catalogue, cross-reference and polish your shoes? x;-)
Imagine being 9 months pregnant and making breakfast, packing lunches, dropping kids off at school, making beds, vacuuming, sitting at the computer to balance the check book and make payments online, only to have your computer freeze and re-starting your computer not once but twice only to have the website your trying to view read "Not Found, the requested url/index was not found on this server!!!"
Cooking dinner and so on.....
Then trying to sleep at night when some body part is constantly going numb(if you lay on your right side your right arm goes numb so you roll over and sleep on your left so that the left arm can go numb for a while. And that is if you can even lie down because of acid reflux and all your organs being pushed up into your chest.
What fun!
Did your wife not beat you enough this weekend?
That you are looking for more punishment from the women of the forum.
As an aside, my parents are stilled married after 64 years.