As I mature

I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope thay panic and give in.

I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just a-holes

I've learned it takes years to build up trust and only suspicion, not truth, to destroy it.

I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes. After that you better have a big willy or large breasts.

I've learned you shouldn't compare yourself to others, they are more screwed up than you think.

I've learned you can keep on vomiting long after you think you've finished.

I've learned we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebreties.

I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades and there better be a lot of money to take it's place.

I've learned that 99% of the time something is not working in your house, one of your kids did it.

I've learned that the people you care about most in life are taken too soon and all the less important ones never go away.


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