Porno Cake
Rockie
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This is the second time since I've been with this practice that a bunch of women in offices have gotten together and given a birthday cake to someone in the shape of a male body part.
This latest episode was in a remote office and the person who brought the cake in just couldn't understand "why" this was inappropriate since it was done "privately". My statement was "It ain't so private anymore since the entire practice knows about it!
I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why people think it's appropriate to bring stuff like this into the workplace.
Do any of you guys have stuff like this going on in the workplace?
This latest episode was in a remote office and the person who brought the cake in just couldn't understand "why" this was inappropriate since it was done "privately". My statement was "It ain't so private anymore since the entire practice knows about it!
I cannot, for the life of me, figure out why people think it's appropriate to bring stuff like this into the workplace.
Do any of you guys have stuff like this going on in the workplace?
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Given the size of the object this method would never have worked!
I did have a situation where a lady came to work wearing a green shirt with the Green Bay Packer "G" logo on the front. I didn't pay any attention to it until someone brought it to my attention that I should take a closer look at the shirt. In small letters around the "G", it said,"If you're nice to me I'll let you touch my "G" spot." As much as I would have liked to have been "nice to her" so as to avail myself to the privelege as advertised, I did tell her to turn it inside out or go home and change. Ah, the temptations of the job.
I later took the NCO in charge of the Safety Office aside and explained that it probably wasn't the best image in the world for the Air Force to project in a public restaurant (especially while we were all in uniform) and he replied that I was right and he didn't think about it until after the fact.
I do still have pictures, though. x:-)
Anyway...I forgot to tell you - uns what the inscription on the cake said "A hard man is good to find". (Hope I don't get drummed off the Forum for this one.
Have a Good Weekend!!!!
Anne in Ohio
I took a peek at all the stuff she was bringing in: chocolates, a cake and party favors all in the shape of a man's you-know-what. I made her move the party off site.
Until then, it never occurred to me to ask what the theme of a baby shower would be. I do now!
For some reason, some people don't seem to get it. Currently, I am investigating an employee grievance. She claims her supervisor (also female) has done the following;
- slid a cracker through the employee's cleavage, credit card style, then ate the cracker
- stood behind her "like a man" while the ee was bending over. When asked to explain what she meant, she demonstrated a, um, humping motion
- pinched her rear end so hard it left a bruise.
- kissed her on the lips
Now we are a touchy feely group of people in general, but REALLY. I guarantee that if the supervisor were treated this way by a man, she'd already have called an attorney.
And in not so ancient history but with a different company, a male hotel maintenance engineer enjoyed strategically placing "lost and found" sex paraphanelia (sp?) in a male General Manager's office and on his car. The GM played right along with it by placing those objects in the maint guy's locker, car, etc.
The crackers/humping thing completely shocked me. This supervisor is a bit rough around the edges (as in poor writing skills, uses slang a lot) but never in a million years did I expect that kind of behavior. I am now wondering how much of this kind of behavior has happened before that just didn't make it to my office. She's been with us for about four years, although recently promoted to a supervisor.
If she acts out like that with a non-consenting adult, imagine her behavior with little girls in the bathroom.