chocolate math

AnneHa · August 2004

Chocolate Math

1. First of all, pick the number of times a week that you would like to have chocolate. (try for more than once but less than 10)

2. Multiply this number by 2 (Just to be bold)

3. Add 5. (for Sunday)

4. Multiply it by 50 I'll wait while you get the calculator................

5. If you have already had your birthday this year add 1754.... If you haven't, add 1753 .......

6. Now subtract the four digit year that you were born.

You should have a three digit number ...

The first digit of this was your original number (i.e., how many times you want to have chocolate each week).

The next two numbers are .........

YOUR AGE! (Oh YES, it IS!!!!!)

THIS IS THE ONLY YEAR IT WILL EVER WORK, SO SPREAD IT AROUND WHILE IT LASTS.

Anne in Ohio

ray a · August 2004

Yep, it worked. As a reward for participating, do I get a candy bar?

AnneHa · August 2004

Sure, check your fax machine - it should be there any minute.

Anne in Ohio

Parabeagle · August 2004

It worked, but I cheated. I seldom eat chocolate more than a couple times a year. Do I get bonus points or penalty points? x;-)

SMace · August 2004

I got that I want chocolate -1 times and I'm 75. HMMMM, didn't work. Must try again.

slogan · August 2004

Okay, but what's with the less than 10 times/week, is that really possible? And what's with the faxing folks, this is 2004. You're suppose to be emailing everything to each other. I heard they now have sctach & sniff email!/:)

This worked for me.

chocolate math

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