Bye Bye, Braces!!

Finally!!! I got word this morning that these %#^@*%)#&;@!!! braces are coming off, and on my birthday of all days, July 20th! I'm starting the diet now, because after the braces are removed, I am going to eat like a hog - good Carolina BBQ, steak, anything with nuts, and then I'm going to chew the biggest wad of gum I can fit in my mouth! I might just go to a buffet and eat myself stupid like the guy in the Monty Python movie who ended up exploding!

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