Ultimate Baseball Quiz!!
Don D
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Pay close attention. You have to almost be a detective to solve this riddle.
Three old, blue-haired ladies attend a Yankees game one sunny May afternoon, a Thursday. They have each purchased a ticket and a bag of popcorn and two hot dogs. They also have smuggled in a bottle of Jack Daniels and are enjoying mixing one drink after another with the 7-Ups they've purchased from the short red-headed soda guy moving through the stands, with his left arm missing.
At a certain point during the game, one of them exclaims to the other two, "AAAA Maude, The friggin bottle's empty! So, the question to you based only on the information you have been told is this: WHAT INNING IS IT AND HOW MANY RUNNERS ARE ON BASE? Drumroll......This may be the corniest joke of all time.....drumroll continues.
The answer:
It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!! x:D
Three old, blue-haired ladies attend a Yankees game one sunny May afternoon, a Thursday. They have each purchased a ticket and a bag of popcorn and two hot dogs. They also have smuggled in a bottle of Jack Daniels and are enjoying mixing one drink after another with the 7-Ups they've purchased from the short red-headed soda guy moving through the stands, with his left arm missing.
At a certain point during the game, one of them exclaims to the other two, "AAAA Maude, The friggin bottle's empty! So, the question to you based only on the information you have been told is this: WHAT INNING IS IT AND HOW MANY RUNNERS ARE ON BASE? Drumroll......This may be the corniest joke of all time.....drumroll continues.
The answer:
It's the bottom of the fifth and the bags are loaded!! x:D
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Now for a real Baseball Quiz Question.
Name the only Baseball Player who played for the:
Boston Braves,
Milwaukee Braves,
Atlanta Braves.
Cheers,
Anne in Ohio
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>Name the only Baseball Player who played for
>the:
>Boston Braves,
>Milwaukee Braves,
>Atlanta Braves.
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That would be Eddie Matthews. Also, Hank Aaron was drafted by the Boston Braves in '52 but did not play for them but did for Mil. and Atlanta.
Concerning Youse Nu Yarkers - Get a Life.
In what movie is heard: "Are you crying? THERE's NO CRYING in BASEBAll!"
Now to this morning. I decided to get a hair cut while I was waiting for my car to get an oil change. I walked into Ralph's Barber Shop. Ralph, well into his 70's, was there and starts talking sports and what happens when people get older. Then he said that Dr.so and so, Duke Snyders doctor, was in the shop the other day and said that Duke had hardening of the arteries, type 11 diabetes among other ailments that I don't remember. I guess the good doctor hasn't heard of HIPPA. Maybe the news hasn't reached Fallbrook, Ca.
And, yes, those of who see Gillian3 in a grocery store somewhere, should do the same.