[b][font color='green']Accept that some days you're the pigeon, and some days you're the statue.

[font color='dark blue']Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.

[font color='red']Always read stuff that will make you look good if you die in the middle of it.

[font color='orange']Drive carefully. It's not only cars that can be recalled by their maker.

[font color='purple']Eat a live toad in the morning and nothing worse will happen to you for the rest of the day.

[font color='light blue']If you can't be kind, at least have the decency to be vague.

[font color='pink']If you lend someone $20, and never see that person again, it was probably worth it.

[font color='light blue']It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others.

[font color='indigo']Never buy a car you can't push.

[font color='black']Never put both feet in your mouth at the same time, because then you don't
have a leg to stand on.

[font color='pink']Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.

[font color='green']The early worm gets eaten by the bird, so sleep late.

[font color='purple']When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

[font color='blue']Birthdays are good for you; the more you have, the longer you live.

[font color='brown']You may be only one person in the world, but you may also be the world to one person.

[font color='dark pink']Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once.

[font color='light purple']Don't cry because it's over; smile because it happened.

[font color='teal']We could learn a lot from crayons: some are sharp, some are pretty, some are dull, some have weird names, and all are different colors but they all have to learn to live in the same box.

[font color='dark blue']A truly happy person is one who can enjoy the scenery on a detour.

[font color='brown']Happiness comes through doors you didn't even know you left open.

[font color='light red']Have an awesome day, and know that someone has thought about you today.


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