It is quite remarkably appropriate that a discussion of the fine art of flatulating has led to a discussion of Democrats. Speaking of which, the camera showed a backside shot of Ted K. at one of the 'debates' the other nite. MIGAWD! And how many of you knew Al Sharpton's bio shows his wife as a former James Brown backup singer.
My theory about the positioning of threads gets more interesting. Now the one about flatulence appears next to Homeland Security. The nation's obligation to protect us from flatulence has overtaken the concerns about the borders. Does someone have Tom Ridge's number? I have a list of names to give him..........
I like Don's "who farred that shot?" routine and may use it on my next road trip.
My favorite euphemism (although "fret" is pretty good) for passing gas is "losing pressure". Used in a sentence, "I say, my good man, I do believe you just lost some pressure."
I knew I married the right woman when my wife bought me a remote control fart machine to use at work. It has a fifty feet range and the copy machine is only 35 feet away.
I would not have bumped this thread back up, however the Budwiser ad with the horse farting while the lady held the candle came back to mind.............and I find myself laughing again!!!!!!! My $0.02 worth. DJ The Balloonman
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My favorite euphemism (although "fret" is pretty good) for passing gas is "losing pressure". Used in a sentence, "I say, my good man, I do believe you just lost some pressure."
I knew I married the right woman when my wife bought me a remote control fart machine to use at work. It has a fifty feet range and the copy machine is only 35 feet away.
My $0.02 worth.
DJ The Balloonman