Speaking of flatulence...

The thread in that "other" forum discussing flatulence reminded me that there hasn't been a decent joke posted on here all day. While I don't claim this joke is decent, it involves airplanes, one of my favorite subjects, and coincidentally also involves the above-referenced topic. Enjoy. Or, don't enjoy. Your choice. x:-)

A plane was taking off from Kennedy Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom,

"Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain calling from the flight deck. On behalf of the crew and myself I'd like to welcome you aboard Flight 293, nonstop from New York to Los Angeles. The weather ahead is good and we anticipate a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back, relax and AGHHHH! - OH MY GOD!"

Then silence.

Then, the captain came back on the intercom and said,

"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier but while I was talking, the flight-attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!"

A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!"


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