TEMPERATURES - EVERYTHING IS RELATIVE
rad
1,163 Posts
It appears I am not a typical New Englander, I am miserably cold right now...but this is funny nevertheless.
60 F
Floridians wear coats, gloves and wool hats.
New Englanders sunbathe.
50F
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
New Englanders plant gardens.
40 F
Italian cars won't start.
New Englanders drive with the windows down.
32 F
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Winnapesaukee cools off.
20 F
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
New Englanders have the last cookout before it gets cold.
15 F
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
New Englanders throw on a "sweatah."
0 F
Californians fly away to mexico.
New Englanders take in the flag.
-20 F
People in Miami cease to exist.
New Englanders get out the winter coats.
-40 F
Hollywood disintegrates.
New England Girl Scouts still sell cookies door to door.
-60 F
Penguins flee Antarctica.
New England Boy Scouts hold "Winter Survival" classes.
-80 F
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
New Englanders rent videos.
-100 F
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders are frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
-297 F
Atomic motion stops.
New Englanders ask: "Cold 'nuff for yah, deah?"
-500 F
Hell freezes over.
The Boston Red Sox win the World Series
60 F
Floridians wear coats, gloves and wool hats.
New Englanders sunbathe.
50F
New Yorkers try to turn on the heat.
New Englanders plant gardens.
40 F
Italian cars won't start.
New Englanders drive with the windows down.
32 F
Distilled water freezes.
Lake Winnapesaukee cools off.
20 F
Californians shiver uncontrollably.
New Englanders have the last cookout before it gets cold.
15 F
New York landlords finally turn up the heat.
New Englanders throw on a "sweatah."
0 F
Californians fly away to mexico.
New Englanders take in the flag.
-20 F
People in Miami cease to exist.
New Englanders get out the winter coats.
-40 F
Hollywood disintegrates.
New England Girl Scouts still sell cookies door to door.
-60 F
Penguins flee Antarctica.
New England Boy Scouts hold "Winter Survival" classes.
-80 F
Mount St. Helen's freezes.
New Englanders rent videos.
-100 F
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole.
New Englanders are frustrated because they can't thaw the keg.
-297 F
Atomic motion stops.
New Englanders ask: "Cold 'nuff for yah, deah?"
-500 F
Hell freezes over.
The Boston Red Sox win the World Series
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