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Hunter1 · October 2003

A man was walking home alone late one night when he hears
a.......
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BUMP...
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BUMP...
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BUMP... behind him.
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Walking faster he looks back,
and makes out the image of an upright
coffin banging its way down the middle of the street towards him
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... BUMP...
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...BUMP...
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...BUMP...
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Terrified, the man begins to run towards
his home, the coffin bouncing
quickly behind him ...
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faster...
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faster...
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BUMP...
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BUMP....
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BUMP.
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He runs up to his door,
fumbles with his keys, opens the door,
rushes in, slams and locks the door behind him. .
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However, the coffin crashes through his
door, with the lid of the coffin
clapping ...
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clappity-BUMP...
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clappity-BUMP...
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clappity-BUMP...
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clappity-BUMP...
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on the heels of the terrified man.... .
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Rushing upstairs to the bathroom,
the man locks himself in. His heart is
pounding; his head is reeling; his breath is coming in sobbing
gasps. .
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With a loud CRASH the coffin starts breaking down
the door. Bumping and clapping towards him.
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The man screams and reaches for
something heavy, anything ...
his hand comes to rest on a large bottle of Robitussin.
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Desperate, he throws the Robitussin as
hard as he can at the apparition.
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... the coffin stops.

HRgalME · October 2003

Oh good grief! 8-}

sonny · October 2003

Geez and I thought mine was bad.

HRQ · October 2003

8-| x:D

rad · October 2003

Now I know for sure I'm a little behind today ...I'm reading this thinking how the heck did he stop a coffin with a bottle of Robitussun x:-/ ??? Then I got it #-o and laughed and laughed...oh boy, I need a nap(:|.

System · October 2003

Yeah it took me about ten seconds of confusion. So what it's friday.
Today is the last day of our open enrollment for health insurance and I thought I'd be deluged today so I got everything done this week. But noone seems to care about their health So I am playing on the forum.

NicoleLee · October 2003

[font size="1" color="#FF0000"]LAST EDITED ON 10-31-03 AT 01:52PM (CST)[/font][p]Hey, me too! I seriously thought I would be bombarded with last minute questions....turns out no one seems to gave a crap about MANDATORY forms...

mwild31 · October 2003

I don't get it.

HRgalME · October 2003

If you're bein funny, then my apologies, if not...

coffin = coughin' Robitusson is a cough medicine that stops you from coughin.

Cyndy
"Happy to do my duty of explaining things"

mwild31 · October 2003

I was just going to post - I finally figured it out.

ray a · October 2003

I'm not sure which is funnier, the joke or that Mwild didn't get it. I'm shocked, you are usually so quick.

mwild31 · October 2003

sorry - sugar high - once I crashed (about 5 minutes later) I got it. x;-)

Don D · October 2003

How do you spell G O N G ??!! 8-|

Hunter1 · October 2003

Don: I knew I could count on you. I told my assistant that you'd say: "If you can't do any better than that, don't bother." I say it made people think, and no one came up with a better Halloween joke. : ) Have a great weekend. I am going up to the cabin to do just like I said in an earlier post: kick the leaves, do some grouse hunting, enjoy the woods, maybe see some deer and eagles, and enjoy some time with my brothers. Life is good! (As long as I don't have a cough)

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