changing a lightbulb
HS
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For all the dog or cat loving forumights:
THE QUESTION: HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB....
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us...rejoice, rejoice!
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
BOXER: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
LAB: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people out of the dark, check to make sure I've got them all, and take just one more patrol around the perimeter to make sure that no one has managed to infiltrate.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? Is it dark?
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. (Also applicable to Shi-tzus )
CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
POINTER: I see the burned out bulb, there it is, there it is, right there.....
GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
THE CAT "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
THE QUESTION: HOW MANY DOGS DOES IT TAKE TO CHANGE A LIGHT BULB....
GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us...rejoice, rejoice!
BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And then I'll replace any wiring that's not up to code.
DACHSHUND: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!
ROTTWEILER: Make me.
BOXER: Who cares? I can play with my squeaky toys in the dark.
LAB: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can I? Huh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!
GERMAN SHEPHERD: I'll change it as soon as I lead these people out of the dark, check to make sure I've got them all, and take just one more patrol around the perimeter to make sure that no one has managed to infiltrate.
JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.
OLD ENGLISH SHEEP DOG: Light bulb? Is it dark?
COCKER SPANIEL: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark. (Also applicable to Shi-tzus )
CHIHUAHUA: Yo quiero Taco Bulb.
POINTER: I see the burned out bulb, there it is, there it is, right there.....
GREYHOUND: It isn't moving. Who cares?
AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...
POODLE: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.
THE CAT "Dogs do not change light bulbs. People change light bulbs. So, the real question is: How long will it be before I can expect some light, some dinner, and a massage?"
ALL OF WHICH PROVES, ONCE AGAIN, THAT WHILE DOGS HAVE MASTERS, CATS HAVE STAFF.
Comments
I'm a little concerned that some dogs may find this post offensive.
If you find a dog who raises concerns over this post, let me know, I'll be a millionaire because, 1) the dog can read and comprehend and 2) the dog could talk to tell it's concerns.
I have to say that the part about cats having staff is true in my house. They seem to think they are the masters of the domain. The dog (border collie) is just a furry pillow for them to sharpen their claws on.
Amanda