Bubba & Friends
Parabeagle
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Just had to share this. x:-)
> Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone that
> there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
> Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom
> Cruise?"
>
> "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
>
> So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door,
> and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and
> your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
>
> Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave
> Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was
> just lucky.
>
> "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
>
> "President Clinton, "his boss quickly retorts.
>
> "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they
> go.
>
> At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and
> his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a
> meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee
> first and catch up."
>
> Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
> After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to
> Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
>
> "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from
> Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome.
>
> Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
> Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all
> these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go
> upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he
> disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
>
> Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the
> balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a
> heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss'
> side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
>
> His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came
> out on the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who's that on the balcony
> with Bubba?'"
> Bubba was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone that
> there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."
> Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Bubba how about Tom
> Cruise?"
>
> "Sure, yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."
>
> So Bubba and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's door,
> and sure enough, Tom Cruise, shouts, "Bubba! Great to see you! You and
> your friend come right in and join me for lunch!"
>
> Although impressed, Bubba's boss is still skeptical. After they leave
> Cruise's house, he tells Bubba that he thinks Bubba's knowing Cruise was
> just lucky.
>
> "No, no, just name anyone else," Bubba says.
>
> "President Clinton, "his boss quickly retorts.
>
> "Yes," Bubba says, "I know him, let's fly out to Washington." And off they
> go.
>
> At the White House, Clinton spots Bubba on the tour and motions him and
> his boss over, saying, "Bubba, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a
> meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of coffee
> first and catch up."
>
> Well, the boss is very shaken by now, but still not totally convinced.
> After they leave the White House grounds, he expresses his doubts to
> Bubba, who again implores him to name anyone else.
>
> "The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Bubba. "My folks are from
> Poland, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome.
>
> Bubba and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
> Bubba says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all
> these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go
> upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope." And he
> disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican.
>
> Sure enough, half an hour later Bubba emerges with the Pope on the
> balcony. But by the time Bubba returns, he finds that his boss has had a
> heart attack and is surrounded by paramedics. Working his way to his boss'
> side, Bubba asks him, "What happened?"
>
> His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope came
> out on the balcony and the man next to me said, 'Who's that on the balcony
> with Bubba?'"
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