Arizona 2

YOU KNOW YOU LIVE IN ARIZONA WHEN...
• You buy salsa by the gallon.
• Your Christmas decorations include sand and 100 paper bags.
• You think a red light is merely a suggestion.
• None of your out-of-state friends visit during their summer vacation.
• You think someone driving wearing oven mitts is clever.
• Most of the restaurants in town have the first name "El" or "Los".
• You think 60 tons of crushed red rock makes a beautiful yard.
• Your house is made of stucco and has a red clay tile roof.
• You can say "Hohokam" and people do not think your clearing your throat!
• You no longer associate bridges or rivers with water.
• You see more irrigation water on the street than there is in the Salt River.
• You know a swamp cooler is not a happy hour drink.
• You can say 115 degrees without fainting.
• Every other vehicle is a 4x4.
• You can be in the snow and then drive for an hour and it will be over 100 degrees.
• People break out coats when the temperature drops below 70 degrees!
• You discover in July that it only takes two fingers to drive your car. (unless of course you have on oven mitts.)
• The pool can be warmer than you are.
• You run your air conditioner in the middle of winter so you can use your fire place.
• Most homes have more firearms than people.
• Kids will ask, "What is a mosquito?"
• The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance
• The AC is on your list of best friends.
• Monday night football starts before you get off work.
• You know that valley fever isn't a disco dance.
• You can finish a Big Gulp in 1 minute and go back for seconds.
• The water from the cold water tap is the same temperature as the hot one.
• You can correctly pronounce the following words: Ocotillo (AUK-O-TEE-O), Tempe (tem-PEE), Gila Bend (HEE-LAH BEND), Tucson (TWO-SAHN), San Xavier (SAN HA-VEE-AIR), Canyon de Chelly (CANYON DEE-SHAY..never say Shelly), Saguaro (Su-WaR-OH), Cholla (CHOI-YA), and Ajo (AH-HO..not a HOOKER).
• It's July, it's noon, kids are on summer vacation and not one person is walking on the street.
• You experience third degree burns if you touch any metal part of your car.
• You know better than to get into a car with leather seats if you are wearing shorts.
• Announcements for Fourth of July events never end with, "In case of rain..."
• Footprints in asphalt.
• When someone asks how far you live from a location its always in terms of minutes, not miles.
• Everyone's smiling and talking about the great weather on rainy days.
• You have to explain to out of state folks why there is no Daylight Savings Time.

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