More employee excuses

I found this today. The survey was taken earlier this year on CareerBuilder.com. The most unusual excuses:
•Employee’s sobriety tool wouldn't allow the car to start
•Employee forgot he had been hired for the job
•Employee said her dog was having a nervous breakdown
•Employee’s dead grandmother was being exhumed for a police investigation
•Employee’s toe was stuck in a faucet
•Employee said a bird bit her
•Employee was upset after watching “The Hunger Games”
•Employee got sick from reading too much
•Employee was suffering from a broken heart
•Employee’s hair turned orange from dying her hair at home
Clearly I lead a very boring life. That is just fine with me. ::angelsmile::
•Employee’s sobriety tool wouldn't allow the car to start
•Employee forgot he had been hired for the job
•Employee said her dog was having a nervous breakdown
•Employee’s dead grandmother was being exhumed for a police investigation
•Employee’s toe was stuck in a faucet
•Employee said a bird bit her
•Employee was upset after watching “The Hunger Games”
•Employee got sick from reading too much
•Employee was suffering from a broken heart
•Employee’s hair turned orange from dying her hair at home
Clearly I lead a very boring life. That is just fine with me. ::angelsmile::