kite flying

Heard on the radio this morning:

A man is outside in his backyard trying to fly a kite. The wind comes up but over and over again the kite crashes to the ground. His wife is watching from the window thinking in disgust how men can never do anything without direction. Finally, she throws open the window and shouts out to the man, "You need a piece of tail!" Frustrated, he yells back, "Make up your mind! Last night you told me to go fly a kite!"

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