You're in big trouble
NaeNae55
3,243 Posts
YOU KNOW YOU ARE IN BIG TROUBLE AT WORK WHEN...
...the new policy on sexual harassment includes a photo of you.
...the Security guard makes a complete inventory of your work area.
...your assistant begins responding to your memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
...you get a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.
...your new Pentium is replaced with an 386sx-16.
...the Human Resources Dept requests an update of your arrest record.
...the Boss asks if you still have a copy of your 5 year contract.
...you notice co-workers measuring your office when you arrive at work.
...your parking spot is relocated next to the dumpster.
...your secretary says things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."
...three people begin helping you write a "desk manual" for your job.
...the LAN suddenly begins backing-up your computer every 10 minutes.
...a large paper recycling box is placed next to your file cabinets.
...the receptionist begins saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on you.
...the new policy on sexual harassment includes a photo of you.
...the Security guard makes a complete inventory of your work area.
...your assistant begins responding to your memos with, "Yeah, whatever."
...you get a "It's for you loser" wav receiving e-mail, & not a chime.
...your new Pentium is replaced with an 386sx-16.
...the Human Resources Dept requests an update of your arrest record.
...the Boss asks if you still have a copy of your 5 year contract.
...you notice co-workers measuring your office when you arrive at work.
...your parking spot is relocated next to the dumpster.
...your secretary says things like "Get the phone, my nails aren't dry."
...three people begin helping you write a "desk manual" for your job.
...the LAN suddenly begins backing-up your computer every 10 minutes.
...a large paper recycling box is placed next to your file cabinets.
...the receptionist begins saying "Who ???" to anyone calling on you.
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