one liners
NaeNae55
3,243 Posts
It's FRIDAY!
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Honk if you love Peace and Quiet.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Overheard on Facebook recently: "When people put you down or talk bad about you behind your back, just remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you."
99 percent of lawyers give the rest a bad name.
A day without sunshine is like, night.
Honk if you love Peace and Quiet.
Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in public schools.
Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep.
The gene pool could use a little chlorine.
I didn't fight my way to the top of the food chain to be a vegetarian.
When there's a will, I want to be in it!
Warning: Dates in Calendar are closer than they appear.
Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
Very funny, Scotty. Now beam down my clothes.
Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
Overheard on Facebook recently: "When people put you down or talk bad about you behind your back, just remember, they took time out of their pathetic lives to think about you."
