jacob and rebecca
NaeNae55
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Jacob, aged 92, and Rebecca, aged 89, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drug store. Jacob suggests they go in.
He addresses the pharmacist, “We’re about to get married. Do you have heart medication?”
Pharmacist: Of course we do.
Jacob: How about medicine for circulation?
Pharmacist: All kinds.
Jacob: Medication for rheumatism, scoliosis?
Pharmacist: Definitely.
Jacob: How about Viagra?
Pharmacist: Of course.
Jacob: Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?
Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety.
Jacob: What about vitamins, sleeping pills and treatment for Parkinson Disease?
Pharmacist: Absolutely.
Jacob: Do you sell wheel chairs and walkers?
Pharmacist: Yes, all speeds and sizes.
Jacob: We’d like to register for our wedding gifts here please.
He addresses the pharmacist, “We’re about to get married. Do you have heart medication?”
Pharmacist: Of course we do.
Jacob: How about medicine for circulation?
Pharmacist: All kinds.
Jacob: Medication for rheumatism, scoliosis?
Pharmacist: Definitely.
Jacob: How about Viagra?
Pharmacist: Of course.
Jacob: Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?
Pharmacist: Yes, a large variety.
Jacob: What about vitamins, sleeping pills and treatment for Parkinson Disease?
Pharmacist: Absolutely.
Jacob: Do you sell wheel chairs and walkers?
Pharmacist: Yes, all speeds and sizes.
Jacob: We’d like to register for our wedding gifts here please.
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