Gutter thoughts

NaeNae55

My husband used to work for the Kansas Department of Health and Environment. He worked with vaccinations, but the department next to him worked with sexually transmitted diseases (STDs). They were very open minded and he has a lot of stories (like birthday parties where the balloons were not actually balloons...if you get my drift.) :angel:

Anyway, there is a thread on this site that is talking about short term disability plans (STDs). I'm afraid my mind goes right to the gutter every time I see it. I don't have that problem when working with our plans here, but somehow on this website it looks different.

Is anyone else having this problem or am I just perverted?

cnghr

Yeah, Nae, you're just perverted!

It was funny, a while back one of my co-workers was looking at a list of general ledger accounts that I use for insurance stuff and she was shocked to see one that was titled "Employee STD". I told her that the full title was "Employee STD & Life Insurance" and she felt better. I think at first she thought maybe we had a special account for helping out employees with their - ummmm - personal problems!

Paul in Cannon Beach

If you are corrupted, Nae, its probably our fault!

Paul in Cannon Beach

I just wanted to bump this back up to the top as a reminder of the lack of Nae Nae's moral turpitude.

ACU Frank

If I knew you were going to do that I wouldn't have put the post-it on my monitor, Paul. The one that says

[FONT=Comic Sans MS][COLOR=blue][I]Nae[/I] =[I] perv[/I][/COLOR][/FONT]

Paul in Cannon Beach

That's got to spark some interesting conversations with the employees who come to your office.

NaeNae55

OMG. My credibility around here has been sinking for weeks. Now I am truly sunk. I am so glad the other employees don't read this forum...at least, as far as I know.

Paul in Cannon Beach

Its so cute how Nae thinks she had credibility. One more of her endearing traits.

bethk

For what it's worth Nae, I thought the exact same thing. So....great minds think alike, right?

NaeNae55

THANK YOU, Beth! I was out here all alone, but you saved me. Take THAT Paul and Frank!

ACU Frank

I'm adding Beth to my Post-It.

Guilt by association.

bethk

I'll be in good company. Thanks Frank!

Paul in Cannon Beach

Frank, let's synchronize our lists or prurient characters. Here's who I have so far:

Nae Nae
David Letterman
Francois Mitterand
BethK
The Don't Squeeze the Charmin guy

I am really feeling energized by this! Its like the good old days of Mcarthyism.

bethk

No...no...no.....we're not LIKE them, we THINK the way we do BECAUSE of people like them. Now take it back Paul :mad: And...what do you mean you are [I]energized[/I] by this? Hmmm......should we add you to the list of prurient characters? ::pb&J::

NaeNae55

Let's face it Beth, Paul and Frank are in categories all by themselves. NO ONE else can possibly stoop, er, that is, no one else can possible compare to them.

Paul in Cannon Beach

I'm fairly sure I am on some kind of list somewhere.

NaeNae55

I found the list Paul was talking about:

[SIZE="4"][B][I]Santa’s Nice List[/I][/B][/SIZE]

[SIZE="3"]Abigail…..Beth….Joannie….Nae….[/SIZE]


[SIZE="4"][B][I]Santa’s Naughty List[/I][/B][/SIZE]

[SIZE="3"]Abraham….Pantless Frank…..Paul in Canon Beach…[/SIZE]

ACU Frank

Yeah? Well I made Mrs. Santa's Nice List, so it was totally worth it!

NaeNae55

Frank, words escape me. I have absolutely no comeback for your post without revealing my 'gutter thoughts'.

ACU Frank

Victory!

::pb&J::

Paul in Cannon Beach

I think this thread needs an IMMEDIATE change in direction.

Did any of you get an e-mail from HR HERO with the following subject line:

"Paul, Stop cursing at work"

Which begs the question "how did they know?" and "what else do they know?"

cnghr

Yes, that was very unnerving. I started looking for hidden cameras or microphones.

plynnl

When we got my mother-in-law a computer for her 80th birthday all she wanted to do was play games. She actually thought that the people sitting at her computer card game table were real and that there was a camera in the back of her monitor letting them know what her hand was.

ACU Frank

The saddest part is she was playing solitaire. Poor Mum.

Tony Kessler

Paul, please remove the Post-It Notes from the edge of your computer screen. They are cluttering our view.

Still Need Coffee

I just got an e-mail for an HR Hero audio conference talking about "Tweeting and Facing at work." Is Facing a new term I haven't heard of? What happened to Facebooking? I feel so behind the times.

Paul in Cannon Beach

"Facing"? I don't think so. Imagine the potential for misunderstandings.

"Hey, if you can't email me that report, you'll have to face me later."