Welcome new people!

Paul in Cannon Beach

Don't be shy! Say "hello" and introduce yourself.

NaeNae55

Yes, welcome to the forum! We are open to all questions and 'polite' comments. :angel:

KSR6450

Drat, we have to be polite? Guess that leaves Frank out...

Welcome New Folks =D>

ACU Frank

Lucky for you I don't have feelings, Linda.

:mad:

Holly Jones

We're so pleased to have so many new faces gracing the pages today! Welcome aboard, all!

KSR6450

[quote=ACU Frank;716399]Lucky for you I don't have feelings, Linda.

:mad:[/quote]

I knew it, I knew it!!!

joannie

Or pants.:angel:

Welcome everyone!

Paul in Cannon Beach

Umm.... ok, its all the "old" people talking in this thread.

joannie

Maybe, if we'd shut up, the new people would be able to get a post in edgewise.:)

Paul in Cannon Beach

Yeah, maybe. Perhaps we could coax them out with some cheese?

ACU Frank

Somebody moved mine. I'm still bitter. Wish there had been a book I could have read to help me deal with it.

Sharon McKnight SPHR

You are all wonderful!!

Sharon

NaeNae55

[QUOTE=Paul in Cannon Beach;716409]Umm.... ok, its all the "old" people talking in this thread.[/QUOTE]

We've scare them off because some of us have no feelings and are pantless.

KSR6450

[quote=Paul in Cannon Beach;716409]Umm.... ok, its all the "old" people talking in this thread.[/quote]

Uh, dude... who you calling "old"? Girls (this includes you Frank), I hope there is a chivalrous new person who will defend us against this ageist remark???

I for one don't hear voices talking, people 'posting' yes, but no voices :-/

bethk

Ok....I have to ask. What is the deal with Frank and no pants? Or do I really want to know?!?!?! You guys crack me up!

plynnl

Everybody is apparently in therapy because of the image of no pants.

NaeNae55

No on really remembers the whole story of how Frank got into his 'pantless' position. I believe it was when we were all creating a story a few years ago. Many forumites participated and the story became funnier and more outrageous as it grew. At one point in the story a forumite wrote that Frank jumped over a cubicle wall to visit one of the other forumites and somehow lost his pants. He has been pantless ever since. He doesn't mind though, as we could have kept him in some of the outfits created for him when we tried to make up bands, etc. He didn't like feather headresses or the short skirts. :angel:

ACU Frank

If you knew the difference between 'kilt' and 'skirt' everything would have been fine and the band might still be together!

Paul in Cannon Beach

Yeah, this thread will certainly make new people want to participate.

joannie

Paul, you are just jealous 'cause we made you quit wearing the tiara.:p

NaeNae55

He's not wearing his tiara anymore? Sheesh! I must have been looking the other way when you made him take it off!

Paul in Cannon Beach

I didnt take it off. It was taken from me by the Forum Administrators when I incorrectly answered a question about whether I supported Frank's alternatively-dressed lifestyle. I took a firm stand for traditional attire and was persecuted for it. I'm now working on my book and doing the public access tlevision talk show circuit.

bethk

Oh man you guys. It has been a rough day, then I came on here and read this again. I REALLY needed a laugh! Except of course, the image of Frank pantless. I hope when I close my eyes tonight I can sleep!! (wish I knew how to add an obnoxious icon)

KSR6450

[quote=Paul in Cannon Beach;716465]I didnt take it off. It was taken from me by the Forum Administrators when I incorrectly answered a question about whether I supported Frank's alternatively-dressed lifestyle. I took a firm stand for traditional attire and was persecuted for it. I'm now working on my book and doing the public access tlevision talk show circuit.[/quote]

And may I say that the blue sequined cocktail dress you wore on Maury was gorgeous. Wherever did you buy it and how did you find one in your size?

Paul in Cannon Beach

Thanks for noticing! winky icon