Amazingly simple home remedies
joannie
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[font=arial][size=2][font=arial]avoid cutting yourself when slicing vegetables[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d]; [/color][/color]get someone else to hold the vegetables while you chop.
Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d];[/color][/color] us[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d]e[/color][/color] the sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d]; [/color][/color]simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d]; [/color][/color]take a large dose of laxatives. You'll be afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tap[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d]e.[/color][/color] if it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Daily thought: Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d],[/color][/color] but they bring a smile to your face when [color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d]you [/color][/color]push[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d] them [/color][/color]down the stairs[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d].[/color][/color][/font][/size][/font][font=arial][font=arial][/font][/font]
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Avoid arguments with the females about lifting the toilet seat[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d];[/color][/color] us[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d]e[/color][/color] the sink.
For high blood pressure sufferers[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d]; [/color][/color]simply cut yourself and bleed for a few minutes, thus reducing the pressure on your veins. Remember to use a timer.
A mouse trap placed on top of your alarm clock will prevent you from rolling over and going back to sleep after you hit the snooze button.
If you have a bad cough[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d]; [/color][/color]take a large dose of laxatives. You'll be afraid to cough.
You only need two tools in life - wd-40 and duct tap[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d]e.[/color][/color] if it doesn't move and should, use the wd-40. If it shouldn't move and does, use the duct tape.
If you can't fix it with a hammer, you've got an electrical problem.
Daily thought: Some people are like slinkies - not really good for anything[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d],[/color][/color] but they bring a smile to your face when [color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d]you [/color][/color]push[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d] them [/color][/color]down the stairs[color=#1f497d][color=#1f497d].[/color][/color][/font][/size][/font][font=arial][font=arial][/font][/font]
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