Bloody BAM! Mary



  • Popeye: Melon, spinach, cauliflower and brocoli. Yep, we cut and package all of them. Not only that, but we just bought all the land out to Sam Ridley and are building a new plant. We might get into the pork business to go along with our new offering of ready-to-cook collards, kale and turnips (kidding about the pork, not kidding about the greens).

    I've tried to get Pork's involvement in a joint venture but he still thinks we're a bunch of dammned yankees in Tennessee and refuses to cooperate.

  • Anybody who puts corn meal on oysters ought to be drawn and quartered and quartered again.
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