Affirmations for Today's Employee
ACU Frank
2,188 Posts
Tired of affirmations that are unreachable or undesirable?
Try this list...
1. Having control over myself is almost as good as having control over others.
2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
4. I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I want to stay employed.
5. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
6. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
7. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.
8. I honor my personality flaws for without them I would have no personality at all.
9. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
10. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
Try this list...
1. Having control over myself is almost as good as having control over others.
2. I have the power to channel my imagination into ever-soaring levels of suspicion and paranoia.
3. I assume full responsibility for my actions, except the ones that are someone else's fault.
4. I no longer need to punish, deceive, or compromise myself, unless I want to stay employed.
5. In some cultures what I do would be considered normal.
6. As I let go of my feelings of guilt, I am in touch with my inner sociopath.
7. My intuition nearly makes up for my lack of self-judgment.
8. I honor my personality flaws for without them I would have no personality at all.
9. I am grateful that I am not as judgmental as all those censorious, self-righteous people around me.
10. I am willing to make the mistakes if someone else is willing to learn from them.
Comments
The first step is to say nice things about myself. The second, to do nice things for myself. The third, to find someone to buy me nice things.
When someone hurts me, forgiveness is cheaper than a lawsuit. But not nearly as gratifying.
Who can I blame for my own problems? Give me just a minute... I'll find
someone.