Real Friendship
allsteaks
791 Posts
Just the stone cold truth of our great friendship.
1. When you are sad --
I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7.
When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth..
Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4
1. When you are sad --
I will jump on the person who made you sad like a spider monkey jacked up on mountain dew.
2. When you are blue -- I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you
3. When you smile -- I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.
4. When you are scared -- I will rag on you about it every chance I get.
5.
When you are worried -- I will tell you horrible stories about how much Worse it could be until you quit whining.
6. When you are confused -- I will use little words.
7.
When you are sick -- Stay away from me until you are well
Again. I don't want whatever the hell you have.
8. When you fall -- I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass.
9. This is my oath.... I pledge it to the end.
'Why?' you may ask; 'because you are my friend'.
Friendship is like peeing your pants,
everyone can see it,
But only you can feel the true warmth..
Send this to 10 of your closest friends,
Then get depressed because you can only think of 4
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Oh, and welcome back, steaks. Where have you been?
Plus I hadn't seen this "Friendship" list before and it made me laugh!
Gotta share the good stuff!
I'll add:
When you have gas, I will make sure to make a scene and pretend I am choking from an invisible but deadly odor.