Sick Leave
joannie
2,294 Posts
I urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the boss would not allow me to take leave. I thought that maybe if I acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung upside down from the ceiling and made funny noises. (No, not like a bat)
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss said to her, "And where do you thinkyou're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
My co-worker (who's blonde) asked me what I was doing. I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off.
A few minutes later the boss came into the office and asked, "What are you doing?" I told him I was a light bulb. He said, "You are clearly stressed out. Go home and recuperate for a couple of days."
I jumped down and walked out of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss said to her, "And where do you thinkyou're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
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